i've searched far and wide for an answer
including that shit hole
Hanover
If there ever was a roadmap
It's gone missing in the gas station
you've searched everywhere
Including the BSG backrooms?
Philbo
I think
I think, MemeG might have lost it
He promised it to us at the end of january
Everyone Leave, except Blitzer, Walker, Fishgoose, Konor and Kaner.
What the fuck you mean
he's lost the fucking Arena Comp roadmap?
He sits in his office, sending memes, drinking expensive cognac
Sending stupid videos to Virtus Pro
he leaves me on read
it's the last time i send him funny jokes
i'm going to fly to the BSG office
and Walker you're going to tackle him...
...Philbo, don't bring Walker into this
Shut the fuck up Fishgoose, constantly shitting
Philbo, the disrespect...
Bread eating Pencil looking ass
go eat bread
i was desperate for this...
the 'promised roadmap'
it would bare happiness on us all
all the community standing waiting for a glimpse of hope
He might have broad shoulders but we must band together and hunt him
grab him by his balls
and get Garfield to wrestle him to the ground so Walker can get revenge
Someone get me a milkshake
we must not let this go unpunished
who hired this prick in anyways?
you know what?
i've finally hit my final nerve
he rings me last minute to put on an event
gives me next to know information
"but it'll be ok Philbo" he'll say to me
Do i look OK?!?
Don't worry Goes, we'll see the roadmap soon
if we don't see that roadmap soon
i fear all arena e-sports will crash, or worse...
...It'll end.
I must send one of you to Russia
You must speak to Nikita and seek reason with him
tell him to slap MemeG with a calendar
"End of January"