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i've searched far and wide for an answer

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including that shit hole

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Hanover

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If there ever was a roadmap

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It's gone missing in the gas station

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you've searched everywhere

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Including the BSG backrooms?

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Philbo

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I think

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I think, MemeG might have lost it

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He promised it to us at the end of january

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Everyone Leave, except Blitzer, Walker, Fishgoose, Konor and Kaner.

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What the fuck you mean

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he's lost the fucking Arena Comp roadmap?

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He sits in his office, sending memes, drinking expensive cognac

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Sending stupid videos to Virtus Pro

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he leaves me on read

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it's the last time i send him funny jokes

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i'm going to fly to the BSG office

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and Walker you're going to tackle him...

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...Philbo, don't bring Walker into this

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Shut the fuck up Fishgoose, constantly shitting

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Philbo, the disrespect...

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Bread eating Pencil looking ass

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go eat bread

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i was desperate for this...

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the 'promised roadmap'

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it would bare happiness on us all

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all the community standing waiting for a glimpse of hope

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He might have broad shoulders but we must band together and hunt him

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grab him by his balls

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and get Garfield to wrestle him to the ground so Walker can get revenge

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Someone get me a milkshake

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we must not let this go unpunished

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who hired this prick in anyways?

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you know what?

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i've finally hit my final nerve

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he rings me last minute  to put on an event

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gives me next to know information

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"but it'll be ok Philbo" he'll say to me

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Do i look OK?!?

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Don't worry Goes, we'll see the roadmap soon

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if we don't see that roadmap soon

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i fear all arena e-sports will crash, or worse...

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...It'll end.

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I must send one of you to Russia

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You must speak to Nikita and seek reason with him

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tell him to slap MemeG with a calendar

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"End of January"