We need full voting rights on the Security Council
We have spoken to Russia
And we have secured their support
They have agreed to submit the motion on our behalf
And we also obtained tacit support from the rest of the P5
Then there shouldn't be any more problems
Our voting rights have been secured
Mein Führer...
Albania...
Albania is leading a campaign against our motion
They have secured enough support to block the vote
I want everyone out of the room except Russia, Gabon, China and India
HOW DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN
I THOUGHT WE HAD THIS VOTE IN THE BAG
HOW THE FUCK DID ALBANIA OF ALL COUNTRIES MANAGE TO SCREW US OVER
So that's how it is then
Half the committee has turned against us
EVEN THE FUCKING SWISS HAVE TURNED ON US
AREN'T THESE GUYS MEANT TO BE THE PINNACLE OF IMPARTIALITY
WHATEVER THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SWISS NEUTRALITY
We were focused on securing the support of the P5, never in a million years did we think-
THE SWISS OF ALL PEOPLE, HOW THE FUCK DID WE MANAGE TO ANGER THEM
I'm sorry but we don't have a clue either what caused this
WELL NOW OUR GRAND PLAN HAS GONE DOWN THE SHITTER
WE'RE FUCKED NOW
WHAT USE IS OUR VOICE IN THIS COMMITTEE
WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN VOTE ON THE MOST BASIC SHIT
LIKE WHAT ACRONYM TO CALL A NEW BULLSHIT ORGANISATION
SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES WHETHER YOUR ORGANISATION IS CALLED GAREY
OR WHETHER TO SPLIT THE DPPA INTO THE DPCM AND THE DCMD
I SWEAR I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT
AND AS FOR ALBANIA, THEY CAN ROT FOREVER IN HELL AS A SERBIAN PUPPET
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