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when is this Gravity coming? we got streaming issues all the time

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come on hurry up. time is money...

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is this shit really being released in March?

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or do we have to wait "un petit peu"?

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it is going to be released after the summer!

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the summer!

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summer 2025 probably

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did they ask Barton to manage the project?

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i can't wait

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this will surely fix the kongsberg streaming, no doubt

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our software experts never make mistakes

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except when they miscalculated the IT budget

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and now excel is gone

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and everyone uses webmail

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SLB runs on Excel

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and they take it away

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just use Libre Office

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nothing fucking works

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everyone in the office complaining

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this should be reality TV

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Libre Office

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for a fortune 500 company

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no more MS office

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genius move

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"don't cry guys"

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"we just made a little budgeting mistake"

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"no biggie"

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can you fucking believe this shit?

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they call themselves tech company

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tech company

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watch out, Elon

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slb is coming

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the performance company

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watch our performance live

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"just need to start Libre office first"

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someone call Elon

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And the NVIDIA CEO

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tech company

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maybe you should stick to drilling

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" a global technology company driving energy innovation

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for a balanced planet

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relax, global warming isn't going to happen. slb is innovating.

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we even changed our name to avoid confusion

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we're a tech company now

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and look at that bloody logo

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my daughter designed it in Paint

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just before they uninstalled paint from the laptop. was too expensive....