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Listed houses have sold

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here, here and here.

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And your is located here.

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It has not yet sold

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and we do not even have an offer.

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It is a perfect house

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it will sell, you'll see.

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Meg...

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The Realtor says

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the price is too high.

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and it won't sell.

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Everyone leave the room except family.

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I lower the price by $1000!

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A THOUSAND DOLLARS!

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I wrote the description for the listing

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"bones of an ancient ship"

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...

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Not some illiterate Realtor shit

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Or written by fucking AI.

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And it doesn't sell!

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Meg, come down on the price.

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I HAVE COME DOWN!

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It still isn't selling.

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You're as bad as the Realtors.

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JUST AS BAD!

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The house is one of a kind

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the garden alone is worth the price

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let alone the house.

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How many times do I have to tell you?

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I am not budging on price

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no matter how many times you ask.

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I might as well make this an AirBnB!

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I have put my heart into this house,

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my heart!

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And you can't sell it.

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You have shown it 100 times

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and we have staged it 200!

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And for what?

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Nothing but lowball offers.

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I could have listed it myself

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and saved myself the hassle!  FSBO!

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"It's ok, Meg does this." -Terry

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At least spring is coming

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and the eggplant never disappoints.

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The roses...

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Maybe some squash...

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Then you'll sell it before I can pick...

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Morons.

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I should have burned it for the insurance.