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The mail contracts fucked and we need an excuse to close Inverness.

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So the plan is

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We’re going to move them to Glasgow

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nowhere near where they want to live

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Away from their friends, family, houses

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And they’re obviously happy with this

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With no push back from the pilots or unions

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No Jonathon

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Many more have resigned

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And more are refusing to leave Inverness and move their entire life to Glasgow

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We may not be able to crew any freighters…

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Everyone leave except HR, Maurice Boyle and Neil Hughes

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You tell those fucking stick monkeys

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I don’t give a fuck if they have kids and mortgages

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They will be in Glasgow by Summer!

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This is exactly why we made Dave King flight crew manager

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to deliver this shit storm to them.

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They should count themselves fucking lucky

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to be flying a shitty freighter to a cupboard in benbecula

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Three and a half hours away from their family.

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But Jonathon they’re just going to get a job that actually pays them fairly

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But did you tell them about the whole £8k resettlement

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Yes somehow it’s not as attractive as getting divorced.

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They’re lucky they even have a job whilst bookings are this “soft”.

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They’re so soft!

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In these consultations, you fucking tell them

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We are open to suggestions, but we are absolutely not unless they’re ours.

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And they better not cost any fucking money!

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I don’t know what more they want

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We gave them 6 sector days with Birmingham at the end.

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We always tell them about changes in plenty of time.

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Now they’re demanding to not be displaced from a place they actually like

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and will almost definitely not resign if they can remain in.

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I can’t face making my Glasgow princesses fly that fucking -500.

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And work something called “night shift”

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You tell them

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I will not rest until I make this job as unattractive as possible!

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70 pilots working their notice, it’s not enough!

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I’ll start sending their CV’s to Jet2 myself.

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I might even stick one in for you Neil you mindless cunt.

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Judas bastards

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It’s ok Dave

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I don’t know what to do anymore

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We’ve got no pilots, Maurice is going senile and Neil

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You’re just a wank.

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Anyway, one aircraft bases don’t work

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Plus I can’t be fucked putting out another podcast or getting any questions on the staff survey,

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Fuck Inverness and the Royal Mail.

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Well, fuck this my Virgin interview is on Friday so fuck you all.