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They're tracking the plane now.

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It looks like it's heading to Tuscaloosa.

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Alabama.

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We think Deboer

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is on the plane

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We'll just tell him to come back

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and sign his extension.

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Mr. Dannen...

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that's not possible.

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He's signing with the Tide.

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He's leaving UW.

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Will the players who are portaling leave now.

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That motherfucker!

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We plucked him from fucking FRESNO!

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Now our team sucks!

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Our good players are gone!

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We're going to be a laughingstock!

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The Ducks!

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The Ducks are going to own us!

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If I have to deal with 12 straight losses again...

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You should have signed him to an extension.

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Go fuck a Husky! Or a Malamute or whatever...

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Dannen, we won 3 straight over UO.

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You think that fucking matters?

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Have you seen the Reddit subs?

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They say we're a "stepping stone!"

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We're 6-17 against them this CENTURY!

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Lanning, smoking his fucking cigars

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and getting Top 5 recruiting classes!

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Everyone is transferring!

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We may as well be Bishop Sycamore!

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Nobody wants to wear Adidas!

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DeBoer's daughter will probably transfer too.

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And I REALLY love the softball team.

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I should have stayed at Tulane.

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DeBastard...

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He got blown the fuck out by Michigan

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when they couldn't even cheat!

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Can we even field a team?

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We'll get killed in the Big 10.

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And people laugh when we claim we're "blue bloods!"

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It's ok. We'll still beat WSU.

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We need a coach.

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Maybe we can get Pete Carroll

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and at least be .500...

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over the next decade.

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Who am I kidding?

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Our program is dead.

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Bow down indeed.