Opponants are scoring at will
shooting pucks left and right
not even the 5 hole is safe.
Our forwards are injured
running 7 D is nessisary.
The GM will sign Patrick Kane
He can bring veteran leadership.
Mein fuhrer
Kane..
Kane has signed in Detroit
Besides, he's ancient, and the cabbies would revolt!
These men will stay here: Granato, Bales, Ellis, Smith
Do you think after all
the free agents we've signed
this team would still be a bottom feeder?
We traded, O'reiley, and Eichel.
We signed Thompson and Power to long term deals!
Dahlin is a Norris Trophy candidate!
The fans even nicknamed you, "Donny Meatballs"
I don't even like spaghetti.
Mein fuhrer, you are over reacting.
I thought your job as coach was to motivate the players!
Mein fuhrer, we gave them a foosball table.
Foosball? Bugger that! Take it out!
When they can play hockey, they can play foosball.
Back in my day, we listened to records
and farted at girls
chased them across the playgrounds!
These "hockey players" are too soft.
Maybe we should bring in more grit.
I want this arena to be filled again
so we can sell fans $17 cans of beer
I think i need a beer right now.
Why did I buy this team anyways.
have you seen the price of oil these days?
People are going to start buying electric cars.
This team hasn't made playoffs in 13 years
when half the league makes it in.
What are we going to do about the power play?
We put Okposo on it, but they still can't score.
worst in the league, can't you see?
There there, the penalty kill is still top!
My orders have fallen on deaf ears.
Fans have been calling for a sale of the team
They may even relocate to Atlanta.
But if you think i'm going to let them
move the Sabres to Quebec
they are sadly mistaken!
Do whatever.