Alabama has given Georgia it's first loss of the season
Michigan, Washington,
And Texas have won their conference championships
And Florida State has defeated Louisville 16-6,
and won the ACC title.
Please, just let me know
who FSU will meet in the CFP semifinals.
Mein Fuhrer,
Florida State....
Florida State was jumped by Alabama and Texas,
Ranked fifth and left out of the playoffs.
Anyone associated with the Big Ten or SEC, please leave the room.
FSU won all the games on their schedule!
Defeated a ranked team with a backup quarterback!
And fell behind teams with a loss?!
What else are they supposed to do??
The committee has been lying to us!
They don't care about 'deserving' or 'best'
Just getting the best TV ratings!
And bowing down to ESPN and the SEC!
Mein Fuhrer, the starting QB is injured and out for the season—
And they won the last two games anyway!
Mein Fuhrer, they could barely move the ball.
Is defense not a major part of football anymore??
FSU held a top 15 team to six points!!
They won the championship
of the ACC.
It's a Power 5 league!
This committee makes up the rules every year!
What about those league commissioners and their "Alliance"!!
We could've already had a 12-team playoff!!
If they hadn't stabbed each other in the backs and poached teams for realignment!
Even the Pac-12 is getting a team in.
And that league doesn't even exist anymore.
They even turned down a TV deal with Apple.
Alabama needed a miracle to beat Auburn,
Just last week! A team that got killed by New Mexico State!
The committee is afraid to leave out the SEC!
God's gift to college football conferences
But the ACC went 6-4 against them this year!
Florida State even beat Florida and LSU!!
Don't worry, the same standards aren't applied to the SEC
We thought the 4-team playoff would solve everything
But it's still just a goddamn beauty contest.
FSU never had a chance.
College football is a complete joke
The CFP committee chair's name is Boo for fuck's sake
And he leaves out a fellow ACC team.
I miss the BCS.