So it was a wonderful week
We just elected new MEC reps
The crew force was ready for negotiations to resume
Then our VP of flight ops sent out an email
The title of the email was "Opportunity"
So I got kind of excited to see what it was about
Turns out it was an opportunity to leave FedEx
For PSA
For PSA!
An opportunity to quit FedEx
for PSA
So of course I'm thinking this must be April fools
But then I realize it's November
So I read the email again
and I realize this guy is serious
250K bonus
direct to captain
flow through to AA
All so I can fly 13 credit 4 days
at PSA
I left PSA to come here
Nobody told me FedEx was a stepping stone to the regionals
So now I'm in an infinite loop
But now I know its time to get serious
I need to straighten up so I can get hired at PSA
I declined an interview with AA when I got hired here
So I'm gonna be stuck at the regionals forever
1000 spots down the seniority list from when I left
at PSA
but wait, wait
there's more to the email
he said, and I quote
"We have a very good relationship with AA
and they have a healthy respect for our crew force"
Like FedEx
Just like FedEx
I turned down every other major to come here
even Delta
So now I don't know what to think anymore
Are you going to leave FedEx
Oh I don't know
They told me it would be the last job I would ever have
That I'd won the lottery
That I was saving the world during COVID
kind of pulled at my heart strings
So I guess I'm screwed
I better sign up for Emerald Coast...maybe they have a discount for return customers