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"Despite all the dominance with the ball..."

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"Ryan Manning has gone missing again..."

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"... and was last seen here"

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"Our search party consists of Sekou Mara and Joe Aribo..."

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"But we fear he's disappeared up his own backside...after trying to play the inverted fullback role"

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"It's fine. He'll be back."

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He done this at the Liberty. I'll send Downes to help"

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"Gaffer..."

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"Flynn Downes..."

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"Downes is out looking for KWP"

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"He also disappeared up his own backside this afternoon"

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"We need to talk privately. Martin, Gill, Thornton and Georgson stay... the rest, leave"

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"How can both of my fullbacks just disappear?"

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"What's the point in all those relentless passing drills?"

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"I've spent all summer scrubbing scar tissue from this god forsaken club"

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"I've got a nice beard and I look good in every fan selfie..."

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"and they call me Rylan behind my back"

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"If plan A doesn't work we make it better..."

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"...I will instruct them to make more passes"

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"...I will have them passing until I am legitmately bored"

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"Gaffer, we are dominating possession already..."

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"I want 100% of the ball! I don't even want to think about scoring!"

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"Gaffer, we need to start getting some points"

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"Does anyone even look at the league table anymore?"

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"Well I enjoy looking at stats..."

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"I'm all about xG, successful passes completed..."

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"suicidal passes across my own penalty area..."

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"...and packing the midfield with ill-suiting inverted fullbacks!"

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"So what if I like only one player back for corners?"

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"Who said turning Jan Bednarek into the Polish Maldini is impossible? Well we managed it!"

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"I will not deviate from my philosophy!"

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"I will give them more passes, more inversions and more Joe Aribo!"

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"How can they say it isn't working"

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"2-1 v Sheffield Wedesday under the lights"

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"Record number of first-half passes in the Championship"

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"QPR without Che...2-1"

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"We stuck it to that fucking long-haired hippy in cowboy boots!"

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"I was unhappy with the Sunderland game, we all were..."

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"...but we were so brave v Leicester and Ipswich."

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"What do you suggest? That I players in their natural positions..."

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"because there is a belief they'll perform better!?"

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...."Don't worry, he'll still bring on Joe Aribo"

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"We need to find Manning and KWP"

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"...and we'll debrief on Monday at Staplewood"

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"...then we'll get out on the pitches...."

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"One touch passing. All day"

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"I will persist with this utterly rank philosophy. More playing out under pressure..."

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"More holes down the side of the pitch"

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"Fuck it, I'm sending big Gav up for corners too"