"Despite all the dominance with the ball..."
"Ryan Manning has gone missing again..."
"... and was last seen here"
"Our search party consists of Sekou Mara and Joe Aribo..."
"But we fear he's disappeared up his own backside...after trying to play the inverted fullback role"
"It's fine. He'll be back."
He done this at the Liberty. I'll send Downes to help"
"Gaffer..."
"Flynn Downes..."
"Downes is out looking for KWP"
"He also disappeared up his own backside this afternoon"
"We need to talk privately. Martin, Gill, Thornton and Georgson stay... the rest, leave"
"How can both of my fullbacks just disappear?"
"What's the point in all those relentless passing drills?"
"I've spent all summer scrubbing scar tissue from this god forsaken club"
"I've got a nice beard and I look good in every fan selfie..."
"and they call me Rylan behind my back"
"If plan A doesn't work we make it better..."
"...I will instruct them to make more passes"
"...I will have them passing until I am legitmately bored"
"Gaffer, we are dominating possession already..."
"I want 100% of the ball! I don't even want to think about scoring!"
"Gaffer, we need to start getting some points"
"Does anyone even look at the league table anymore?"
"Well I enjoy looking at stats..."
"I'm all about xG, successful passes completed..."
"suicidal passes across my own penalty area..."
"...and packing the midfield with ill-suiting inverted fullbacks!"
"So what if I like only one player back for corners?"
"Who said turning Jan Bednarek into the Polish Maldini is impossible? Well we managed it!"
"I will not deviate from my philosophy!"
"I will give them more passes, more inversions and more Joe Aribo!"
"How can they say it isn't working"
"2-1 v Sheffield Wedesday under the lights"
"Record number of first-half passes in the Championship"
"QPR without Che...2-1"
"We stuck it to that fucking long-haired hippy in cowboy boots!"
"I was unhappy with the Sunderland game, we all were..."
"...but we were so brave v Leicester and Ipswich."
"What do you suggest? That I players in their natural positions..."
"because there is a belief they'll perform better!?"
...."Don't worry, he'll still bring on Joe Aribo"
"We need to find Manning and KWP"
"...and we'll debrief on Monday at Staplewood"
"...then we'll get out on the pitches...."
"One touch passing. All day"
"I will persist with this utterly rank philosophy. More playing out under pressure..."
"More holes down the side of the pitch"
"Fuck it, I'm sending big Gav up for corners too"