WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 Mein fuhrer, I'm pleased to announce 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 that your private motorcar 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 has now passed its MOT 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 There were not even any advisories 4 00:12.900 --> 00:15.500 You can pick it up here on the 16th September 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 That's grand, I'll go for a nice drive 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 somewhere into North Wales 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 Mein Fuhrer, the Welsh first minister 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 Mark Drakeford has now decreed 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 that in every 30mph limit all across Wales 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 you know have to drive at no more than 20mph! 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 Any of you who are compliant to the World Economic Forum GET OUT! but slowly! 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 MARK DRAKEFORD! He's ruined everything 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 Drakeford's worse than Stalin! 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 20mph! I could walk to get in the car quicker than that! 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 Drakeford he doesn't even drive 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 If I have to do 20mph it's worse than the SS! 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 I'll tell you what this is really all about 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 They want you to own nothing and be happy 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 But fuhrer, you could walk or cycle instead 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 Or get the bus? That'll be 20mph too you fool! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.790 But fuhrer, at 20mph nearly all survive when you hit them! 23 01:48.790 --> 01:52.000 IT'S NOT ABOUT SAFETY YOU SHEEP! 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 THEY JUST WANT YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR! 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 Drakeford's nothing but a total Hitler! 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 And from me that's saying something! 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 20mph right to the edge of town 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 not even just past schools and hospitals 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 even on dual carriageways and through industrial estates! 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 driving will become nothing but a frustrating chore! 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 The 15 minute cities will be next! all thanks to Drakeford who is the new STALIN! 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 Soon there will be no freedom left 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 They're doing it in the Wirral too, 20mph end to end! 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 Drakeford said it'll only add a minute to my journey. 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 He obviously hasn't been nowhere anywhere near Buckley, but I have! 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 It's been 20mph there for a year, and nobody keeps to it anyway! 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 All they really want to do is rinse you through the cameras and fines! 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 Anybody who has to drive for a living 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 They'll have to stick to it because they're on a black box 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 Even Amazon deliveries are going to start turning up 10 o clock at night! 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Don't worry dear, the Welsh economy will crash and no one will need anything from Amazon! 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 When I was young and used to go to art class 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 I thought things were going to get more liberated and free in the future 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 That is why I built all those autobahns! 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 But Drakeford will probably make the A55 a 30 next! 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 I always knew he was a little Hitler 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 When he made that big wide Queensferry by pass a 50 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 And said it was to reduce noise, near an RAF camp and industrial estate!