Mein fuhrer, I'm pleased to announce
that your private motorcar
has now passed its MOT
There were not even any advisories
You can pick it up here on the 16th September
That's grand, I'll go for a nice drive
somewhere into North Wales
Mein Fuhrer, the Welsh first minister
Mark Drakeford has now decreed
that in every 30mph limit all across Wales
you know have to drive at no more than 20mph!
Any of you who are compliant to the World Economic Forum GET OUT! but slowly!
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!
MARK DRAKEFORD! He's ruined everything
Drakeford's worse than Stalin!
20mph! I could walk to get in the car quicker than that!
Drakeford he doesn't even drive
If I have to do 20mph it's worse than the SS!
I'll tell you what this is really all about
They want you to own nothing and be happy
But fuhrer, you could walk or cycle instead
Or get the bus? That'll be 20mph too you fool!
But fuhrer, at 20mph nearly all survive when you hit them!
IT'S NOT ABOUT SAFETY YOU SHEEP!
THEY JUST WANT YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR!
Drakeford's nothing but a total Hitler!
And from me that's saying something!
20mph right to the edge of town
not even just past schools and hospitals
even on dual carriageways and through industrial estates!
driving will become nothing but a frustrating chore!
The 15 minute cities will be next! all thanks to Drakeford who is the new STALIN!
Soon there will be no freedom left
They're doing it in the Wirral too, 20mph end to end!
Drakeford said it'll only add a minute to my journey.
He obviously hasn't been nowhere anywhere near Buckley, but I have!
It's been 20mph there for a year, and nobody keeps to it anyway!
All they really want to do is rinse you through the cameras and fines!
Anybody who has to drive for a living
They'll have to stick to it because they're on a black box
Even Amazon deliveries are going to start turning up 10 o clock at night!
Don't worry dear, the Welsh economy will crash and no one will need anything from Amazon!
When I was young and used to go to art class
I thought things were going to get more liberated and free in the future
That is why I built all those autobahns!
But Drakeford will probably make the A55 a 30 next!
I always knew he was a little Hitler
When he made that big wide Queensferry by pass a 50
And said it was to reduce noise, near an RAF camp and industrial estate!