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Frey is busy finalizing the runbook for DR2

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We are starting with the packages on October 1st

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The creation of PSPs is foreseen on the 8th

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The generation of the mapping file for product factories is expected on the 13th

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And we predict all the data will be loaded in NetReveal by the 22nd around 8.30PM

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I suppose everything is perfectly ready by now

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It should just be a matter of formality to execute

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My Tribe Lead

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We...

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We have only mapped 20 out of 200 attributes

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We are still expected to develop a lot of scope between now and the go-live

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Everyone except Cina, Lieve and the members of the core team, leave the room

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How the hell is this possible?

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How long can it possibly take to map some stupid customer data?

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It's been over 2 years since we know we are merging

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And you are now telling me we stand on red?

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It's ok honey, there is always DR3

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Red, blue, green, yellow, purple, I don't care!

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But we must have all the customers and their data by January 19th

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I will not accept PSPs with just a name and nothing else!

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My Tribe Lead, the data quality at Bpost Bank is really bad

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Then push it to Data Governance, why do you think we have a team of 20 people called "Data Quality"?

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My Tribe Lead, the DPO is blocking the delivery of the files

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I don't care if you have to walk to Bpost to get the data on a USB stick

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Just get it done!

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Do you just realize how bad we're looking right now?

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Reporting that we are not there with our customers

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While all the Tribes are looking at us to migrate their products!

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Now Marc Camus will want a daily report on his desk every morning

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How come? Because we can't map 2 phone numbers and give them a stupid KYC file?

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Do you think he cares for one second?

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Back in 1999, when we merged CGER & ASLK, we were 10 times faster and we barely had computers

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So much work went into building ourselves a good reputation with NCO

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Now it's all destroyed.

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Nobody has faith anymore in our ability to deliver

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I wonder why

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I told you a million years ago to replace the mainframe because all development takes too long

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8 fucking story points to put a simple QUA on PSPs?

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And don't even get me started on the state of the runbook

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Meanwhile Donald is busy booking hotel rooms for the actors of the DR2

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Is this why we let him go to the Fold-in?

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It's ok Sonja, it will be over on 22nd of January

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And Thomas  reported all green at the QBR last week

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We are looking like a bunch of idiots

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I can already warn you

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We are going to be working every single week-end until February

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Next time, when I tell you we are too late to start refining, please listen to me

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Instead of wasting your energy on 2000 agriculture clients

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Now go deliver the missing scope else I place you all at the Bpost counters