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Sir- we just received critical news

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We received an email

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It is from mfack.

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He said that he is not happy working here

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and he is going to look for another job

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Send him a $25 gift card to portillos

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That should keep him here another 2 years

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My Fuir

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He has already...

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he has already send his resignation letter

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Fe is going to work for Buffett at Geico

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Everyone leave the room other than the CFO, CMO, and boss.

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How can this happen

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He was driving this whole company

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He's the only reason we are still in business

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You are all worthless

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He did everyone's work

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He was the only reason we were mildly effective

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He was the numbers

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Now all of you will have to do it all

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My fuir he ran everything here. We know nothing

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You all did nothing? You dont know how to do anything?

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At the time it made sense he is our best

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You abused him and now we lost our golden goose!

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Allstate has no hope

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Buffett will empower him

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Mfack will take geico to new height

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Allstate will be left in ruin

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We will be lucky to even get jobs at the distribution facility

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where the offices used to be. I hope you an drive a fork lift!

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And we will never get to tickle him again

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the giggles were timeless and warmed my soul

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He lifted all of us up

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Gave us hope, had real insights and feedback

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Not a dick sucking yes man like you

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He even ran marketing

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The best GD commercials-  he was mayham- he was speaking to us all

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Do you see the net at every football game

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Those were his hands

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The most beautiful hands

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And now when i see a field goal to into his hands them i will cry

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Did he put it in your butt?

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There is nothing for us to do now

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He may come back to kick us...

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....in the nuts

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He will show no mercy

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It was great when we had him. We will call it the golden age of Allstate

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But it is no more, Geico has him now

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Long live Mfack