Hunter will present his plea deal today.
He will arrive around noon
and enter the court building here.
We've snuck into the deal a provision
that says he won't be investigated for anything ever again.
Good. It removes his being
an illegal foreign agent too.
Pedo Hitler,
The judge...
The judge found out about it and busted us.
She ruled the whole deal Null and Void.
Everybody but the three DOJ f***ups, get out.
How could you shitbags screw this up!
We had this thing in the bag!
That bitch wasn't supposed to read the small print we slipped in.
You all said she was a stupid c***.
We'd get away with it, you said!
Hunter would skate, scot-free!
All his clear crimes memory-holed
and all investigations dropped!!
Pedo Hitler, we thought we could fool her ass.
F***head, you couldn't fool an aborted baby!
Pedo Hitler, but she almost fell for it.
Almost fell? Idiot! But you totally failed, turdbag!
Eat me, dumbasses!
This means Hunter won't get just the wrist slap
That I ordered you incompetent brownshits
To make sure he'd get, you puking jerkwads!
Now Hunter'll be investigated for the rest of his serious crimes.
He could be convicted of money laundering! Bribery! Even treason!
And my fingerprints are all over that shit!
I personally talked on the phone to at least twenty of the same scumbags!
Did they think they were dealing just with Hunter?
No, of course not. They wanted to deal with me!
Only I could get them what they wanted.
Those investigations into Hunter had to end.
Now my name will be dragged into all this g**dam criminal crap!
Once they dig, I'll make Hunter look like a f***ing Boy Scout.
I'm too f***ing old to go to jail for life.
The only hair I can sniff in prison is someone's who's named "Bubba"!
There aren't any kids for me to grope there either!
Don't cry. Pedo Hitler will sniff your hair soon.
I guess the only thing left to do
is push that UFO bulls*** today.
That "whistleblower."
I know he's not ready,
but we have nothing else we can use to distract everybody wtih,
or to blame Trump.
Boy, am I screwed.