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Hunter will present his plea deal today.

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He will arrive around noon

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and enter the court building here.

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We've snuck into the deal a provision

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that says he won't be investigated for anything ever again.

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Good. It removes his being

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an illegal foreign agent too.

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Pedo Hitler,

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The judge...

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The judge found out about it and busted us.

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She ruled the whole deal Null and Void.

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Everybody but the three DOJ f***ups, get out.

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How could you shitbags screw this up!

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We had this thing in the bag!

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That bitch wasn't supposed to read the small print we slipped in.

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You all said she was a stupid c***.

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We'd get away with it, you said!

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Hunter would skate, scot-free!

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All his clear crimes memory-holed

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and all investigations dropped!!

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Pedo Hitler, we thought we could fool her ass.

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F***head, you couldn't fool an aborted baby!

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Pedo Hitler, but she almost fell for it.

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Almost fell? Idiot! But you totally failed, turdbag!

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Eat me, dumbasses!

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This means Hunter won't get just the wrist slap

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That I ordered you incompetent brownshits

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To make sure he'd get, you puking  jerkwads!

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Now Hunter'll be investigated for the rest of his serious crimes.

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He could be convicted of money laundering! Bribery! Even treason!

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And my fingerprints are all over that shit!

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I personally talked on the phone to at least twenty of the same scumbags!

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Did they think they were dealing just with Hunter?

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No, of course not. They wanted to deal with me!

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Only I could get them what they wanted.

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Those investigations into Hunter had to end.

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Now my name will be dragged into all this g**dam criminal crap!

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Once they dig, I'll make Hunter look like a f***ing Boy Scout.

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I'm too f***ing old to go to jail for life.

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The only hair I can sniff in prison is someone's who's named "Bubba"!

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There aren't any kids for me to grope there either!

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Don't cry. Pedo Hitler will sniff your hair soon.

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I guess the only thing left to do

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is push that UFO bulls*** today.

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That "whistleblower."

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I know he's not ready,

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but we have nothing else we can use to distract everybody wtih,

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or to blame Trump.

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Boy, am I screwed.