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Lets make a small debrief about our morning

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Ott was on Shakedown

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The stage was run around Kastre

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He had great speed on first pass but then one cylinder started to fail

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Then we towed him back to service with our Transit

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Were all the cylinders working at the start?

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And the electronics also?

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Actually...

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I don't know how to...

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From the beginning it sounded like something is fucked

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We heard a knock

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Now, everybody fuck off except Malcolm, Rich and the fucking engine guy

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?

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We are so fucked that we've become the inspiration for a new reality show called 'Disaster Olympics

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We bring our trucks and tents to Estonia. To put on a show for Ott's home fans

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And then on SHAKEDOWN!

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ON THE FUCKING SHAKEDOWN GUYS!

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Our fucking ecoboost already fell to pieces

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Did you check the fucking fluids yesterday evening??

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Or were you busy getting rejected by Estonian blonds?!?

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We checked everything. I promise!!

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Shut the fuck up! You don't even know how to check the oil level!

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I know very well how to check the oil level

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Well why the fuck were you trying to do it in the boot?!?

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Why the fuck did I hire you?

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So that our engines would be reliable

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and everything would work like clockwork

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and that Ott wouldn't have to worry about this shitbox breaking down all the time

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And the result? We can't even do 2 passes of Shakedown!!

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Every time Ott leaves the Service, everybody is holding their breath

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I've had enough of all of you!!

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Every rally it's the same shit, nothing is working properly

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I'm embarrassed in front of the Estonian fans

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Santa brought tickets to men and children, so they could watch Ott

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I personally played santa in three different households

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Everybody had high expectations

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They were higher than they've ever been before Rally Estonia!!!

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And now we sit in the service park like knobheads, walking around apologizing to people

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Just because one guy forgot to check the oil level

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He had one job and couldn't even do that!

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Who the fuck even brought him to this rally?

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Dont cry. I wont tell anyone that your husband has only worked with bicycles before

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I don't know what else to say

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We have royally fucked ourselves

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fuck...

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If you don't know how to check the oil level...

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Tomorrow you will show everybody how do you check the Oil level

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Do it on one of the Junior cars

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We'll see if he makes it out of service