Lets make a small debrief about our morning
Ott was on Shakedown
The stage was run around Kastre
He had great speed on first pass but then one cylinder started to fail
Then we towed him back to service with our Transit
Were all the cylinders working at the start?
And the electronics also?
Actually...
I don't know how to...
From the beginning it sounded like something is fucked
We heard a knock
Now, everybody fuck off except Malcolm, Rich and the fucking engine guy
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?
We are so fucked that we've become the inspiration for a new reality show called 'Disaster Olympics
We bring our trucks and tents to Estonia. To put on a show for Ott's home fans
And then on SHAKEDOWN!
ON THE FUCKING SHAKEDOWN GUYS!
Our fucking ecoboost already fell to pieces
Did you check the fucking fluids yesterday evening??
Or were you busy getting rejected by Estonian blonds?!?
We checked everything. I promise!!
Shut the fuck up! You don't even know how to check the oil level!
I know very well how to check the oil level
Well why the fuck were you trying to do it in the boot?!?
Why the fuck did I hire you?
So that our engines would be reliable
and everything would work like clockwork
and that Ott wouldn't have to worry about this shitbox breaking down all the time
And the result? We can't even do 2 passes of Shakedown!!
Every time Ott leaves the Service, everybody is holding their breath
I've had enough of all of you!!
Every rally it's the same shit, nothing is working properly
I'm embarrassed in front of the Estonian fans
Santa brought tickets to men and children, so they could watch Ott
I personally played santa in three different households
Everybody had high expectations
They were higher than they've ever been before Rally Estonia!!!
And now we sit in the service park like knobheads, walking around apologizing to people
Just because one guy forgot to check the oil level
He had one job and couldn't even do that!
Who the fuck even brought him to this rally?
Dont cry. I wont tell anyone that your husband has only worked with bicycles before
I don't know what else to say
We have royally fucked ourselves
fuck...
If you don't know how to check the oil level...
Tomorrow you will show everybody how do you check the Oil level
Do it on one of the Junior cars
We'll see if he makes it out of service