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We have concluded the investigations in Ridoutgate.

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We'll also release an apology to cover TCJ

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That should redirect voter attention from Ridoutgate and TCJ

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With Tharman taking presidency-

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Shan and Viv occupied with Ridoutgate- We'll need a new minority-race leader

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We still have S Iswaran

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MR Prime Minister

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MR Prime Minister, Mister Iswaran, He-

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The CPIB-

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The CPIB requests S Iswaran to assist with an investigation

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Anyone

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Anyone who's not in the CEC, get out

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?

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When can I retire? I'm already 71!

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My father retired at 67! 67!

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Are you guys idiots?

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You can do anything you want,

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But don't get caught!

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How can you not see such an obvious fact

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Did the ivory tower get so high up your asses?

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Sir, we've tried-.

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What era are we in? We can't coldstore people anymore!

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Sir, we needed more time-

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So? It's out and now I've got to make a public statement.

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Incompetent buffoons!

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Now opposition is going to say we can't ownself check ownself

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I'll be hearing this for the rest of my life

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All I wanted was a smooth handover and a clean retirement

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-but, every single one of you-

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-are paid millions but you can't get this simple thing right-

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I want to retire, goddammit

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And yet none of you are helping.

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Lawrence Wong.

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This is all your shit soon.

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Then you'll know how I feel

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You'll have more white hair than you know.

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I already fainted once.

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I don't want to faint again

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I'm so sick of giving national day rally speeches

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and my language changing cup

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How many of you can win an election without gerrymandering?

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It's okay, we still have the GRC system

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An election is due soon

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Fuck it all.

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I'll have to give some more GST vouchers and rebates. It'll come from all your salaries.

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Be the man of the people again.

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Put up an act, that we feel the people's pain and suffering

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Singapore-

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Singapore will not have a change of government while I'm here