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..coming back from Moscow,

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we must rush through

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the retreat operation

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and make haste toward Berlin.

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History will end juuust here.

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No worries, there's time

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We can do it in the fall

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Dear teacher...

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The kids...

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The kids are going to Bali to attend Green School

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There are no more lessons

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I will need a moment to handle this. Give me a second and close the door.

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This is unheard of!

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We had such plans for the future!

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We were going to spend hours sticking arrows to the map

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I was willing to do a special on tanks

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Anders would have loved it!

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We could have talked about the end of the SS

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We were still in the middle of the African campaign

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With their pointless back and forth

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My teacher, the kids chose this...

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We had not even STARTED Pearl Harbor

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My teacher, it was never just you

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How are they going to learn about ships made of ice?

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Or the floating brewery?

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You think it's a game

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But history is long and boring and full of facts

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It takes a special kind of crazy just to read it all

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And then find the bits that actually make sense

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I'm still haunted by my promise to talk about the Ottomans

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It's just so darn complicated

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They all had the same name as this one Turkish guy in Tallinn!

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Don't even get me started

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on the history of art. I know it was

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Helena's most loved subject

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We could have...

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For all its size and glory and expensive ticket prices

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Taken a chance on visiting KuMu

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There's a great exhibition on

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Soviet socialist realism

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The gnarliest and most realistic art style

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It's okay, you can still go there

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I guess I have to take it as it is

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Just have one giant arrow-sticking session

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At least try to

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The trick is to try

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We will finish the campaign to Moscow and the inevitable retreat

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And try to stick as many arrows as possible

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...before Jaanipäev.