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It looks like they attacked from day one

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They crushed everyone

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Germans, Spanish Italians

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From Munich to Madrid they destroyed anything in their way

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Then once they got to Istanbul we knew

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Stop rattling on idiot

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What is it you are telling me

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Sir

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City

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Manchester City have won the fucking TREBLE

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They did it in Istanbul

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I said they wouldn't do it in my lifetime - Get out

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The noisy fucking neighbours

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What happened to VAR?

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The city fans will be laughing at me just like when I soiled myself

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I said we should have got Haaland

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Straight swap for Phil Jones

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We haven't got a pot to piss in

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The theatre of dreams, absolute bollocks

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The roof is leaking and the team is shit

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Gaffer we nearly won the treble ourselves

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Are you taking the piss? we were shit all season

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Sir, We were close at Christmas

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Bollocks! what happened at Wembley in the Final?

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Gundogan 12 seconds

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We were giving it

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Billy big bollocks before the game

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Telling the world what we would do to City

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We lasted 12 fucking seconds, 12 seconds

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And then our arses caved in just like every season against City

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The bald fraud is pissing himself

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Winning every trophy they play in. The bertie bastards

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We called them Likkle City

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We put the flag up in the stretty end, laughing at them

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They only had massive floodlights..

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..and Curly Watts

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How the fuck did it come to this. Free bucket hats and Norwich scarves

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They have humiliated us year after year, and now the TREBLE

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Where do we go from here?

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Tent Peg isn't the answer, he's lost the plot

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He looks like a nervous shaking wreck

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Let's support Chelsea again, or Arsenal

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Becks, Giggsy and Scholesy

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Gary, Roy and Howard Webb. What will they all think?

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Turn the heating down

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What's the fuck is that smell

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They have ruined me, the noisy fucking bastards. Why did it have to happen this way?

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The bertie blue nosed bastards.

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I think I've followed through