Wagner forces are moving
into the eastern part
of the city
and will soon raise a flag
and wipe out all remaining resistance.
And then we'll be able
to declare victory.
Vladimir Vladimirovich...
Belgorod
Belgorod has been invaded and the insurgents
have declared a new republic
Everyone leave. Shoigu, Kadyrov, Gerasimov, Prigozhin
What the fuck is this mess?
That's our playbook
Invade another country, pretend it is someone else
and then hold a fucking referendum
How did they get so smart
and work it out!?
I have copyright on this process
I shall have them all thrown out of a basement window
But what about the loss of our territories?
Fuck Belgorod! Fuck that little shithole
My leader, an important logistics hub!
A cesspit of alcoholics and beetroot eaters
We don't need it!
You think I care about one little city?
When I have a thousand tinpot republics?
All of them willing to bend the knee?
Pass the salt at my big long table?
Tell me I'm a big man on my birthday...
and that Biden is a geriatric idiot,
and that my balls are at least double the size of Stalin's?
Let the Kohols enjoy their moment
We're almost at Kiev anyway
Russian glory will be realised
Belgorod...
I don't need Belgorod or any other part of Russia!!
I just want to be a big boy
and have be respected like I deserve
They all look down on me at the G8
That goblin-faced chancellor Scholz
It's ok, he'll soon be dead
We can build a new Belgorod
somewhere out in Siberia
or near Minsk.
A drink... is what I need.
I just wanted to be the emperor of a Eurasian supercontinent
Or at least Eastern Europe
Guess that's fucked now.