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Wagner forces are moving

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into the eastern part

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of the city

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and will soon raise a flag

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and wipe out all remaining resistance.

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And then we'll be able

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to declare victory.

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Vladimir Vladimirovich...

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Belgorod

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Belgorod has been invaded and the insurgents

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have declared a new republic

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Everyone leave. Shoigu, Kadyrov, Gerasimov, Prigozhin

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What the fuck is this mess?

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That's our playbook

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Invade another country, pretend it is someone else

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and then hold a fucking referendum

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How did they get so smart

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and work it out!?

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I have copyright on this process

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I shall have them all thrown out of a basement window

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But what about the loss of our territories?

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Fuck Belgorod! Fuck that little shithole

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My leader, an important logistics hub!

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A cesspit of alcoholics and beetroot eaters

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We don't need it!

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You think I care about one little city?

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When I have a thousand tinpot republics?

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All of them willing to bend the knee?

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Pass the salt at my big long table?

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Tell me I'm a big man on my birthday...

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and that Biden is a geriatric idiot,

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and that my balls are at least double the size of Stalin's?

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Let the Kohols enjoy their moment

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We're almost at Kiev anyway

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Russian glory will be realised

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Belgorod...

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I don't need Belgorod or any other part of Russia!!

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I just want to be a big boy

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and have be respected like I deserve

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They all look down on me at the G8

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That goblin-faced chancellor Scholz

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It's ok, he'll soon be dead

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We can build a new Belgorod

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somewhere out in Siberia

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or near Minsk.

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A drink... is what I need.

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I just wanted to be the emperor of a Eurasian supercontinent

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Or at least Eastern Europe

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Guess that's fucked now.