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Geordies are booking flights everywhere

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Geordie dancer got one into Berlin

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Brown Ale sales are going

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through the roof all over the city

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Mags are taking the piss

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Don't worry there shit

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Eddie's an amatuer

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Gianni

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THERE

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IN THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

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Turns out Eddie's a fucking genius

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Klopp, Ten Haag, Fat Frank, leave

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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I didn't bribe FIFA for this shit

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and as for VAR that can get fucked now

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There supposed to be shit

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Everyone laughed when they went down

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Now they got Bruno in the middle

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Botman at the back

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It's fine we got Jordan Pickford

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ARE YOU OUT YOUR FUCKING MIND

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He's a good keeper

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That scouse mackam cunt, you've lost your mind

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They got that Swedish wizard

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dancing round defenders

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like a fucking ABBA tribute musical

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and Miggy looks like Messi

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Even big Dan Burn chipped in

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and he's from Blyth for fuck sake

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Brunos wearing his magic hat

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taking the piss in the middle

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What chance have we got

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They bought Joelinton for £40 million

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and he's brilliant

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FUCK MY LIFE

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Them Saudies can fuck off too with there oil money

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What fucking chance have we got

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Callum's pinging in top bins

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Miggys slotting worldies left right and centre

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Trippier over the wall

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it's going to be OK

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Black and white everywhere

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We are fucked, even Longstaff is good

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its over

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Brunos had a kid

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he had a magic hat on at birth, proper geordie

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Wor Mandy is all over this shit

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UP THE MAGS