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This Spicywatch website

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It’s not stopping

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It seems be increasing

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We have located it

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Somewhere in Enfield

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Australia

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Pretty far away

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Boss

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Sorry

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It’s quite impressive

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And it’s even reviewed this movie now

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I need all of the media, reporters and journalists out of the room!

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What the actual fuck!

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What does this amateur know?

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How can some bumfuck nowhere Aussie nobody

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Think that they away with this crap?

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I will bury them

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And all of their children

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And their fricken mother and cat

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If they dare to write a bad review

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Of this clearly awesome movie

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Damn straight this awesome fricken movie

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I’m hearing you boss

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You’d better be hearing me you ding-a-ling

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It’s out of control

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It’s getting too big

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This Spicywatch is reviewing everything

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Pretty soon it’s going to gain a cult status

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Spicywatch is going to be even bigger than me soon

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Bigger than me for fuck sake, how it possible?

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And I’m not having it, no way

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I will not stand for anymore of this

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This reviewing of films

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And giving them chilli pepper ratings

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Do they even like chilli?

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For Christ sake?

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Because if I find out that we only got a 2 chilli pepper rating

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Off that no good Aussie nobody, I tell you

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A bitch is going to go down!

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And that bitch will be Spicywatch!

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Do you understand me?

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Chill out, he doesn’t know you read it.

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Can someone just tell me

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What did that chilli eater give this movie?

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Give it to me!

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Four chilli peppers b

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Four? Not hall of fame worthy then?

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I hope Spicywatch enjoys this defeat

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And their 9th year of victory.