Next year in Division one
We will go to
The following pubs
The Bell, Bullets, YESS Club
Tintinhul WMC, Johnson Park & Con Club
And we will go up
As Div 2 Champions
Woodie
The Jibbers
The Jibbers beat us
And have just won the league!
Everyone leave except for Sammy, Rob & Major!
What the Fuck
WHAT THE FUCK!
We have lost to those Jibber Cunts
The Peeweets
And the Ball Boys Twice!
How can we have lost so much
After our great start
We go and throw it away!
But we won the Stan Sparks Cup
I don’t give a fuck about that cup
But Woodie, we beat the Red Devils
But we didn’t Win the league
It’s all that matters!
How can this happen
We are called the Unstoppables
Everyone’s calling us “The Stopables”
As for those Jibber Cunts
We watch them play and they kept
Hitting Spare Spare Spare
That bash kept running past the line and he looks like Stalin
How can this have happened
Last year’s Div 3 champions
Only runner up this year
It’s a Joke
We were walking the league and now look
Now we have gone and bottled it
And now I go onto facebook
And I see that fucking Scott Fitzgerald
Sharing them all celebrating
It’s okay, maybe next year
There going to be unbearable
At the Presentation night
Maybe I won’t go
The show must go on
I guess we will have to try beat them next year
Those fucking Jibber Cunts
It’s going to be impossible