it was the 21st march
the guests had paid loads of money
they were expecting some of the finest food
all the guests were very hungry
the food didnt even come
jesus
the chef forgot to take the meat out the freezer
jesus
some guy had to order a takeaway he was so hungry
the chef said sorry and made them a shitty little salad
the worst bit is and you wouldnt believe
they couldnt even watch the squash they were stuck on the side
they could barely see the front wall
the chef had to applogise to all the guests
image the shambles
jesus
some guy came all the way from manchester
he was like im fucking starving
i paid 150 quid for a side salad
and the beer costs 6.50
the only other food was some pork on chips
the chef said my sincerly apologies
we will get our act together asap
this will never happen again we will go vegan next time
the guests are never coming again
the chef said next time we will give you a cheese board
and a croq monsiur for free
imagine the reaction
they had looked forward for there
meal for so long
and all they got was some seasoning
one of the players even had to withdraw for injury
they came to watch less squash and no food
it was a complete embarrasement for the whole club
shambles
they even thought of getting kim
imagine kim doing the food
some peri chicken and omelette
probably burnt with no sauce
did they get a refund
they got a free massage from robbie milne
which was only 5 mins imagine the reaction
even jeff and mandy could of done better
of the guests made a formal complaint to jenny
she said you got your salad and water
i will never forget it