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it was the 21st march

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the guests had paid loads of money

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they were expecting some of the finest food

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all the guests were very hungry

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the food didnt even come

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jesus

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jesus

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the chef forgot to take the meat out the freezer

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jesus

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some guy had to order a takeaway he was so hungry

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the chef said sorry and made them a shitty little salad

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the worst bit is and you wouldnt believe

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they couldnt even watch the squash they were stuck on the side

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they could barely see the front wall

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the chef had to applogise to all the guests

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image the shambles

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jesus

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some guy came all the way from manchester

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he was like im fucking starving

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i paid 150 quid for a side salad

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and the beer costs 6.50

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the only other food was some pork on chips

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the chef said my sincerly apologies

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we will get our act together asap

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this will never happen again we will go vegan next time

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the guests are never coming again

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the chef said next time we will give you a cheese board

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and a croq monsiur for free

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imagine the reaction

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they had looked forward for there

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meal for so long

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and all they got was some seasoning

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one of the players even had to withdraw for injury

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they came to watch less squash and no food

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it was a complete embarrasement for the whole club

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shambles

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they even thought of getting kim

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imagine kim doing the food

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some peri chicken and omelette

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probably burnt with no sauce

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did they get a refund

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they got a free massage from robbie milne

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which was only 5  mins imagine the reaction

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even jeff and mandy could of done better

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of the guests made a formal complaint to jenny

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she said you got your salad and water

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i will never forget it