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We are PIGS we have the best food and culture

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The best

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The best my ass

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Just pizza paella

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Slow down, explain

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Ok Ok. LIsten

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Are you sure PIGS isnt better

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PIGS fucking suck balls

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They all live with their mothers, can't find work

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But i hear they fuck well

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Thats not true at all actually

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we have bigger penises and are better lovers

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Also our food is more nutritious

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we like it that the weather is bad all the time

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sure my mom kicked me out at 16 it made me a man

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who even wants to go to shithole PIGS

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I would never go

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Did you check ryanair

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Eh?

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return tickets to italy 40 euros

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40 euros?

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To Italy?

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Leaves tomorrow morning