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The bracket for the NCAA tournament is out.

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Quinnipiac is in number one seed in Bridgeport.

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Michigan is number one in Manchester.

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Denver is number one seed in Allentown.

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And Minnesota is overall top seed  in Fargo.

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So, whom do the Sioux

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play against in the first round?

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Mein Fuhrer-

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The Fighting Hawks-

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The Fighting Hawks are not in the tournament.

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They scored too low in the pairwise.

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Clear the room. Except Berry, Jackson, Goehring, and Armacost

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What do you mean we didn't make the tournament?!

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This is UND! We are always in the tournament!

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Each spring I plan my whole life on where...

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...we will go watch the Sioux in the tournament.

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We pack our bags...

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...full of our Sioux shirts, hats, and green beads...

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...and descend upon these big cities...

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...and make a complete ass of ourselves!

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But Sir, we can still do that this year in Fargo.

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No we cannot! It is not the same!

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Mein Fuhrer- Fargo is not very far away.

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If the Sioux are not playing in the tournament...

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...then I have nothing left!

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My whole life wraps this hockey team.

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I have more pride in this team...

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...than I do my own children!

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Do you realize how many dance recitals,

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band concerts, science fairs, parent-teacher conferences...

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...and t-ball games I have skipped to watch...

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UND hockey games?!

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My children don't know how to skate.

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And I have no one to blame but for myself.

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Thus, I live vicariously through the Sioux.

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This is the only reason I live in this shit-hole state

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There is nothing to do here, besides farm beets!

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UND hockey is all I have to live for.

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I cannot wait a whole summer for the new season.

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Instead I'm left in this shitty town...

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...where they think the Olive Garden is fine dining!

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He's not serious. The Olive Garden is a very nice place to eat.

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UND hockey is supposedly the best in the nation.

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Yet we never recruit anyone from within North Dakota...

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...that grew-up west of I-29.

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They may as well be Minnesotans.

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Not even putting on my Holy Cross jersey...

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...can make me feel better right now.

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Also, I never graduated from UND.