We'll review the Bass Open incident
the events occured in this area
The spot was here and the 2 other boats were here
they were close, perhaps too close
then you came to confront them here
Its ok, I used a different name.
I was teaching him a lesson.
Boss...
ummmmmm
There was a video recoded by the angler.
And, it's been posted on Facebook.
I want everyone I've ever run off a hole to exit.
How is there a video,
his battery should have been dead
Those damn yolotek sticks are too damn good.
How many views?
60 Thousand!
They still dont know who I am
It's not like i have an easily
identified wrapped boat.
Everyone knows it's your boat.
Even so, I've never done this before.
Boss, more people are coming forward
I'll sue them and get them to take it down
Every one!
I've got friends in high places
the higher ups at BASS
will come to my defense.
I'll film an apology video
everyone will see it, and how sincere I am
Their hearts will forgive me
The will all forgive me and it will be over.
I built that lake.
With my own bare hands
Every contour.
5000 Brushpiles
And if they arent mine, I'll drag them off.
Ryan will see this as an honor.
He'll be happy with the publicity.
People will be searching his name.
He may even get a Megabass deal.
He doesn't know, they hated the apology.
They'll take it down.
No one will remember after a day.
I'm sure.
No memes.
Matt Robertson will do something crazy.
Like catch a toad in his drawers.
They'll move on.