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We can lower the numbers

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We take the plus ones

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And revoke their invites

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We say the yurts are single sex only

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And we make a secret whatsapp

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thats good,

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that should keep numbers down

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Niall,

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the swedish

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the swedish are coming in full numbers

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the budget wont cover more yurts

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Everyone out except bollard, kc, andy and keith

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What the fuck

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I thought the journey would stop them

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I cant pay for all of them

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Do they think im made of money?

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What was the point of

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marrying a foreigner

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if the family are going to make the effort

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And fly 2 hours!

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Niall they gave you 10k

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That all went on the dance lessons

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Niall the venue isnt that expensive

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Thats not the point

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Its the tiny hats

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do you know how hard

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they are to find

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how hard it is to make them unique

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i've been stealing stale muffins for years

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Running the numbers over and over on my whiteboard

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But its pointless

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when those swedish fish take to the skies

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I thought dropping the lads

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was the  hard part to accomplish

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swallowing the red pill

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far right

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I used to be Bi-ial, I went to pride!

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and dont get me started on trump

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ranting about that fool on twitter

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fawning over youtubers

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all for nothing

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its ok we'll be invited on the next holiday

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I just wanted to keep the money

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And keep my lady in hats for life

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and more yurts

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The jig is up

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i'll get the whiteboard back out and run the numbers

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no suit for bollard

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All for the yurts