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You have more

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than 100 million

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followers

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None of them

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appear to be bots

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Yet I'm only getting

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tens of thousands of impressions?

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Sir

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We prepared...

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We have a chart. You were

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at peak popularity in April last year

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Everyone leave except the principal engineers.

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I have one hundred million

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followers!

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One. Hundred. Million!

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Something is wrong!

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WHY IS MY ENGAGEMENT DOWN?

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Explain yourselves

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something is clearly wrong with this site

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When I invented Twitter

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You didn't invent Twitter!

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WHEN I INVENTED TWITTER

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We have checked the algorithm!

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I INVENTED TWITTER

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TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE

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FROM ITSELF

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To save the human race

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from the Woke Mind Virus!

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You're fired

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YOU are fired

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What good are any of you?!

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I will recode this site myself!

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Now, I ask again

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Why is my engagement down?

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Is it hackers?

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Is it Zelensky?

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Is it GRIMES?! Again?

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If my words cannot be read by

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as many people as possible

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how will we get the valuable feedback we need?

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how will people buy my exploding cars?

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The cars don't always expode

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...my rockets... my tunnels...

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...all that other stuff I built...

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...with my own hands

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All those left

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go now and work 24 hours a day

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find out who broke

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my beautiful website