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Christian, he said to the team, "okay, come on, we're unveiling the RB19 today"

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Come on, come on, where's the car?

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So we go out to the back of the factory,

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where we have been working on the RB19.

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It's not there. Porsche took it.

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The whole car.

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The whole car.

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The entire car is gone and we're unveiling it today

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The whole car.

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So we start running around, looking for sidepods to slap onto a road car.

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I'm just grabbing carbon fibre to throw onto a Ford Fiesta

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But Ford hasn't even provided a car.

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We only have a Honda.

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We only have Geri's fucking Odyssey.

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A Honda Odyssey with no sidepods.

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It still has less drag than the W13.

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We have no car.

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The press is all coming,

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We've paid Daniel a million to dance.

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And we have no car to unveil. No RB19.

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Christian is pissing himself

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wondering how Marko will kill him.

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But then, I have a great idea.

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Yes, we do have a car to unveil today.

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A great car with potential.

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Just unveil the RB18.

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The RB18.

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We'll tell everyone

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It's a brand new car. RB19. A new Newey design.

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A new car.

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It will,

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It will,

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It will still beat Ferrari

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while doing an entire spin and with no front wing.

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They'll send Leclerc out on the wrong tyres anyway.

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Like in Hungary.

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Exactly like Hungary.

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We don't even need the new car we're so quick.

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Not with Lewis banned by the FIA for having opinions.

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So, yes, we just went ahead and unveiled the RB18.

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And no one said anything?

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It's the same livery every year. No one could even tell.

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How would you know the difference?

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F1 pundits definitely couldn't.

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Will Buxton said it was a daring new design.

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He's going to tell Netflix it's a whole new car.

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It's the same car every year. Newey died in 2011.