Christian, he said to the team, "okay, come on, we're unveiling the RB19 today"
Come on, come on, where's the car?
So we go out to the back of the factory,
where we have been working on the RB19.
It's not there. Porsche took it.
The whole car.
The entire car is gone and we're unveiling it today
The whole car.
So we start running around, looking for sidepods to slap onto a road car.
I'm just grabbing carbon fibre to throw onto a Ford Fiesta
But Ford hasn't even provided a car.
We only have a Honda.
We only have Geri's fucking Odyssey.
A Honda Odyssey with no sidepods.
It still has less drag than the W13.
We have no car.
The press is all coming,
We've paid Daniel a million to dance.
And we have no car to unveil. No RB19.
Christian is pissing himself
wondering how Marko will kill him.
But then, I have a great idea.
Yes, we do have a car to unveil today.
A great car with potential.
Just unveil the RB18.
The RB18.
We'll tell everyone
It's a brand new car. RB19. A new Newey design.
A new car.
It will,
It will still beat Ferrari
while doing an entire spin and with no front wing.
They'll send Leclerc out on the wrong tyres anyway.
Like in Hungary.
Exactly like Hungary.
We don't even need the new car we're so quick.
Not with Lewis banned by the FIA for having opinions.
So, yes, we just went ahead and unveiled the RB18.
And no one said anything?
It's the same livery every year. No one could even tell.
How would you know the difference?
F1 pundits definitely couldn't.
Will Buxton said it was a daring new design.
He's going to tell Netflix it's a whole new car.
It's the same car every year. Newey died in 2011.