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We've deployed all 50 of our

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fans that attend football games

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at WaWa gas stations around DC

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If Harbor stops for gas without be carjacked

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our devout few will begin singing Maryland, my Maryland

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Whatever you do

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don't let him speak with Beamer

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Coach Locksley

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Harbor

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Harbor committed to South Carolina

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He announced on ESPN

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If you dropped a Crystal Ball for anyone but Maryland leave the room

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What the hell happened

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You clowns told me he was a lock

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we fed him fresh crab cakes

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We've got Under Armour

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you promised me

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the kids loved our helmets

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I left New Mexico for this shit ?

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I could at least get a steak in Albuquerque

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Coach his girlfriend is a Gamecock

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but we've got a turtle for a mascot, top that

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Coach Locksley, Beamer wears sunglasses

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I don't give a shit if he brings his dog to recruit

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We're Maryland

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Excuses, Excuses, that all

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I ever hear from you these days

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So what if they have 85,000 fans at games

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we have 15,000 at our games

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Have you seen their 247 message board?

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they've got J_Moo

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Don't they know we're in the BIG10 now?

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Look at Bielema at Illinois

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I could've been the fat coach,

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the fat coach that wins

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Instead, I'm praying

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we don't have to play Purdue again

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They better not take Indiana,  Rutgers

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and Northwestern off our schedule

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Just watch the Big10 office screw us

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and give us UCLA and Southern Cal

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it's okay we have lacrosse

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we can recover from this

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we still have Umeozulu and

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Big Tree coming

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We'll lock the state down

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Maybe we'll get some cool new uniforms

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or chrome helmets

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I miss the Mountain West