We've deployed all 50 of our
fans that attend football games
at WaWa gas stations around DC
If Harbor stops for gas without be carjacked
our devout few will begin singing Maryland, my Maryland
Whatever you do
don't let him speak with Beamer
Coach Locksley
Harbor
Harbor committed to South Carolina
He announced on ESPN
If you dropped a Crystal Ball for anyone but Maryland leave the room
What the hell happened
You clowns told me he was a lock
we fed him fresh crab cakes
We've got Under Armour
you promised me
the kids loved our helmets
I left New Mexico for this shit ?
I could at least get a steak in Albuquerque
Coach his girlfriend is a Gamecock
but we've got a turtle for a mascot, top that
Coach Locksley, Beamer wears sunglasses
I don't give a shit if he brings his dog to recruit
We're Maryland
Excuses, Excuses, that all
I ever hear from you these days
So what if they have 85,000 fans at games
we have 15,000 at our games
Have you seen their 247 message board?
they've got J_Moo
Don't they know we're in the BIG10 now?
Look at Bielema at Illinois
I could've been the fat coach,
the fat coach that wins
Instead, I'm praying
we don't have to play Purdue again
They better not take Indiana, Rutgers
and Northwestern off our schedule
Just watch the Big10 office screw us
and give us UCLA and Southern Cal
it's okay we have lacrosse
we can recover from this
we still have Umeozulu and
Big Tree coming
We'll lock the state down
Maybe we'll get some cool new uniforms
or chrome helmets
I miss the Mountain West