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So senior  management came to us, saying "Hey folks!"

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"It's time to innovate the future"

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We were all sitting there like what the fuck?

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"We're locking you in a room to brainstorm, and the team with the best idea gets iPads"

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Best one? Let's remove iSDoc and make it online only

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I swear!

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No really!

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Let's just make a webpage with everything on it in one place

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No really!

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There's a guy in the IT team who's brother made a Whatsapp group, so we'll just get him to help

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We'll ask you all to figure out how to move

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all the shit from iSDoc to this new site

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And still

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And still do your regular job

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People were working 12 hours a day

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Without paid overtime

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For iPads!

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So we get started with it

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And no-one knows what the hell to do

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So we start copy pasting stuff from iSDoc onto the web pages, but the links were broken

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We're hoping no-one misses anything

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People were copy pasting everything, even the part numbers

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Now 3 months later, management comes back with iPads

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What the fuck have you guys done? Show us

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This needs to go live in 2 weeks

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So we start showing them the webpage

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The demo's a total mess

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You can't find anything!

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The guy showing them couldn't find the instrument he wanted to show

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Then he tried to search for it

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0 results

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0 results came up

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So he tried again

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But only found some o-rings and a cable

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The management team liked it and gave us the iPads, and asked if it'll be ready in 2 weeks

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"Yes!"

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"Yes of course it will!"

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So people started to panic because the deadline was too soon

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We haven't figured out how to have menu's on the site yet

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And all you get from searching is o-rings!

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So what did you do?

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So the project lead was shitting himself, because he likes iPads

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We promised to leave iSDoc functional for another year so we can keep the iPads

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But we knew they were turning it off

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And then it launched

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We deleted iSDoc for most instruments overnight

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And we're all still using the iPads. They're not even the Pro...