We have the woke mind virus cornered
We banned the libtard journalists...
...and links are now being censored
You can't say "mastodon" or "post" or "Elon sucks"
and that little creep posting flight details has had his legs broken
Excellent, excellent...
We'll go after the trans people and Jews tomorrow.
Elon...
That poll...
That poll you posted about resigning as CEO of twitter
it has not gone your way.
Everyone except for Sacks, Calacanis, Andreeson, and Catturd, get the fuck out.
How in the fuck could this happen?!
How is it even fucking possible to lose my own poll?!!!
I paid $44 Billion for this garbage webshite and now I have to fucking resign?!
I even have my mom simping for me in the comments FFS
not that she makes any fucking sense!
I should have just made my own website, "Super Social."
But NOOOO, I hade to go "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" on myself
Well "Vox Populi" is fucking dumb, what the fuck!
Elon we can just make an excuse to run the poll over again
I already did that with the last one Jason, you fucking tool!
Perhaps I can take over personally
Yeah because you're just full of brilliant fucking ideas aren't you?
Fucking idiots, all of you!
Don't you have a podcast to promote?
The one where you and a bunch of has-been losers
take turns grifting money from your gaggle of wannabe nerds?
Now the Saudis are up my ass for interest payments
And I'm stuck in this hellhole sniffing my own farts with a bunch of edgelord losers
All my old supporters are turning on me
and the only ones who still like me are MAGA losers, and Russians!
This isn't support to happen to me.
I'm the goddamn rocket man electric car genius
I put the goddamn internet in space, FFS!
Fuck it.
I should be digging Tesla out of the massive crisis I created, not banning URLs
If I had just paid the $1 Billion severance penalty and walked away,
I would still be the world's richest man
Now that fucking handbag salesman has me beat...
And don't even fucking get me started about Bezos!
It's OK, i'll show you how to set up Mastodon later.
I just wanted a free speech platform...
Then I realized I fucking hate free speech
I just tweeted again, BTW
Have fun walking that one back, assholes.
On the bright side, at least I made total fools out of Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss
You do have to appreciate the small victories in life.
Make Dril CEO