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The arrangements have been finalized.

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At 1830 we will depart The Weston

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at which point all area traffic will be halted.

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We will then motorcade down Mint Street

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arriving at Bank of America Stadium precisely 1 hour before kickoff.

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Put all the flags and magnets and shit on the vehicle....

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This Tarheel game is crucial to our playoff hopes.

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My furher.......

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The playoffs....

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The playoffs will unfortunately not include Clemson this year.

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The Gamecocks kicked our ass.

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Those of you who are not IPTAY members please leave the room.

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THEY KICKED OUR ASS?

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HOW THE HELL DID THEY KICK OUR ASS?!?

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MUSCHAMP HAD THAT PROGRAM IN SUCH SHAMBLES THAT I DOUBLED HIS FUCKING SALARY!!!

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SON OF A BITCH.

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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING....

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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE!

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DABO AND HIS GOOFBALL THEATRICS

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ARE ONLY TOLERABLE WHEN HE WINS, THAT ASSHOLE!!

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Sir, he's won multiple conference and national titles...

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HE WAS CHEATING, CHEATING HIS ASS OFF!!

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My furher, the church fund was untraceable....

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...AND NOW THEY ALL CAN PAY THE PLAYERS.... FUCKING NIL!

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NEWSPRING'S WORTHLESS!!!

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AND WE'RE STUCK IN THIS SHITHOLE CONFERENCE

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ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE MOLEHILL

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THE TALLEST MIDGET, BIG FISH SMALL POND.... GARBAGE!!!

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IT STILL SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THEM 10 YEARS TO CATCH UP WITH OUR DYNASTY, BUT SOMEHOW

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BEAMER WAS STILL SOMEHOW ABLE TO DO IT... FUCK IF I KNOW HOW....

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IN ONLY 2 FUCKING SEASONS!

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SO GO AND TELL DABO AND HIS PIECE OF SHIT STAFF... IT'S OVER!

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Even from my youth

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I've been all in.... a beacon of Tiger pride.

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Orange blood in my veins.

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Because of this.....

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I SIMPLY CANNOT ACCEPT THAT OUR DAYS OF NATIONAL RELEVANCE COULD BE OVER!

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AND AT THE SAME TIME THAT THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER!

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BEAMER WITH HIS STUPID BOYISH CHARM

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AND DANCING WITH HIS STUPID SUNGLASSES

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WHEN DABO DOES IT HE LOOKS LIKE A DORK!!!

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Take heart, dear... We've known all along.

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Fucking Beamer Ball....

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At least.... in basketball... they have a.....

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.....new coach.

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Surely we won......

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I'll have to delete my Twitter account now, with all the shit I talked.....

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Or they'll drag me through the depths of hell.

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I need to find some joy.