The arrangements have been finalized.
At 1830 we will depart The Weston
at which point all area traffic will be halted.
We will then motorcade down Mint Street
arriving at Bank of America Stadium precisely 1 hour before kickoff.
Put all the flags and magnets and shit on the vehicle....
This Tarheel game is crucial to our playoff hopes.
My furher.......
The playoffs....
The playoffs will unfortunately not include Clemson this year.
The Gamecocks kicked our ass.
Those of you who are not IPTAY members please leave the room.
THEY KICKED OUR ASS?
HOW THE HELL DID THEY KICK OUR ASS?!?
MUSCHAMP HAD THAT PROGRAM IN SUCH SHAMBLES THAT I DOUBLED HIS FUCKING SALARY!!!
SON OF A BITCH.
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING....
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE!
DABO AND HIS GOOFBALL THEATRICS
ARE ONLY TOLERABLE WHEN HE WINS, THAT ASSHOLE!!
Sir, he's won multiple conference and national titles...
HE WAS CHEATING, CHEATING HIS ASS OFF!!
My furher, the church fund was untraceable....
...AND NOW THEY ALL CAN PAY THE PLAYERS.... FUCKING NIL!
NEWSPRING'S WORTHLESS!!!
AND WE'RE STUCK IN THIS SHITHOLE CONFERENCE
ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE MOLEHILL
THE TALLEST MIDGET, BIG FISH SMALL POND.... GARBAGE!!!
IT STILL SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THEM 10 YEARS TO CATCH UP WITH OUR DYNASTY, BUT SOMEHOW
BEAMER WAS STILL SOMEHOW ABLE TO DO IT... FUCK IF I KNOW HOW....
IN ONLY 2 FUCKING SEASONS!
SO GO AND TELL DABO AND HIS PIECE OF SHIT STAFF... IT'S OVER!
Even from my youth
I've been all in.... a beacon of Tiger pride.
Orange blood in my veins.
Because of this.....
I SIMPLY CANNOT ACCEPT THAT OUR DAYS OF NATIONAL RELEVANCE COULD BE OVER!
AND AT THE SAME TIME THAT THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER!
BEAMER WITH HIS STUPID BOYISH CHARM
AND DANCING WITH HIS STUPID SUNGLASSES
WHEN DABO DOES IT HE LOOKS LIKE A DORK!!!
Take heart, dear... We've known all along.
Fucking Beamer Ball....
At least.... in basketball... they have a.....
.....new coach.
Surely we won......
I'll have to delete my Twitter account now, with all the shit I talked.....
Or they'll drag me through the depths of hell.
I need to find some joy.