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Laura Kuenssberg

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Her new show has tanked

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Just three viewers left. Here.

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One man in Salford. A student digs in Battersea.

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And here, here they just lost the remote.

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Her Liz Truss interview

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that will save her.

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My Führer,

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Liz Truss

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Liz Truss is no longer PM

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And Kwarteng ballsed up the economy

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All neo-liberal shills stay. Peston, Marr and Nick dummkopf Robinson.

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44 DAYS?!? 44 DAYS!

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I'VE HAD HICCUPS THAT HAVE LASTED LONGER THAN THAT

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Everyone Kuenssberg speaks to is unemployed by the end of the week.

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Next you'll be telling me that shitwit Raab is Deputy PM.

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Truss couldn't tell her arse from her elbow.

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Who thought Gavin Williamson could tie his own shoelaces?

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And Braverman is too racist. And I should know. I listen to GB News.

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They out Nazi the Nazis.

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My Führer, I thought Kuenssberg was rather good.

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SHUT IT, MARR. STOP MANUFACTURING CONSENT.

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My Führer, I don't think Noam Chomsky was referring to me.

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How would you know? That's the whole point. Jeez!

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NOT ONE OF YOU

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CAN ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION

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WITHOUT CRAWLING UP A POLITICIAN'S ARSE!

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Years at Oxbridge and not one of you can spell integrity.

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You'd have done better to join the luvvies at Footlights.

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Or donate your brain to medical science like James O'Brien.

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Interviewing numpties like Matt Forde.

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Do you know who is funnier than Matt Forde? Stalin.

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Remember Paxman?

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He didn't f$ck around.

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Kick you in the balls as soon as look at you.

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Old school.

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BUT YOU? I'VE SEEN BETTER INTERVIEWS AT CRUFTS.

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I said to the BBC give Kuenssberg one more chance.

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I know she let Boris hide in a fridge but she can't be shit forever.

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The law of big numbers says she'll have one good interview eventually.

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Couldn't she just doctor another video of Jeremy Corbyn?

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Don't worry she killed off real socialism.

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North Korea's news looks more balanced.

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24/7 coverage of the Queen's death?

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It looked deranged.

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It looked like a fetish.

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Don't make me choose Kay Burley.

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Things can't be that bad.

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I'd rather blow my brains out.