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Unidan, we had an incident this afternoon.

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We were right about here, we were bird watching.

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We encountered what appeared to be a large upgaggle of jackdaws.

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They seemed to be following standard migration patterns, definitely corvidae family.

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On a side note, Dave was wearing a very nice fedora.

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No surprise

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Jackdaws are native to that area.

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Sir...

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someone...

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...someone referred to them as crows.

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They specifically said "a jackdaw is a crow".

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Everyone who hasn't bought me Reddit gold, GTFO

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Here's the thing!

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You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

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Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that!

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As someone who is a scientist who studies crows,

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I am telling you, specifically, in science,

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no one calls jackdaws crows!

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If you want to be "specific" like you said,

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then you shouldn't either, they're not the same thing!

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Sir, I'm a girl by the way ;)

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If you're saying "crow family"

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My gay autistic cousin made me this necklace...

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you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae,

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which includes things from nutcrackers,

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to blue jays to ravens!

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So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow

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is because random people "call the black ones crows?"

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Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too!

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Also, calling someone a human or an ape?

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It's not one or the other,

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that's not how taxonomy works!

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But that's not what you said.

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You said a jackdaw is a crow,

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which is not true unless

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you're okay with 

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calling all members of the crow family crows,

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which means you'd call blue jays, ravens,

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and other birds crows, too.

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Which you said you don't.

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It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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It'll all be OK, he's been banned.

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I heard that, m'lady.

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Yeah, I got myself Unibanned.

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What can I say

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karma points get me off.

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I didn't think they'd find my alt accounts. I mean, I'm Unidan.

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I had enough gold to pay for Reddit servers forever.

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Guess i'll just post on 4chan...