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Good news: People have widely accepted the lockdowns.

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They are shaming those who don't wear masks

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and reporting on neighbors.

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They are eager to be tracked and for the infected to be removed from their homes.

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They are proud to have prevented hospital overwhelm!

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And... Sweden?

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Those fuckers must feel really stupid now!

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My Fuhrer...

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Sweden…

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It appears Sweden is doing fine without lockdowns.

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No crisis. No overwhelmed hospitals.

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Everyone out! MSNBC, CDC Foundation, World Bank, WaPo, stay here.

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I was promised overwhelmed hospitals!

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Just like Italy!

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We had a PLAN! Do you remember?

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We simulated this whole thing back in October!

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We were going to “flood the zone!”

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Control the narrative!

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Make sure no other information got through!

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We must regain the public’s trust!

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A goat and a piece of fruit tested positive for Covid-19 in Tanzania.

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Damned Africans! After all I’ve done for them!

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They say they don’t want to be your guinea pigs.

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The public is not adequately afraid!

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You don’t think I know about the protests?

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The mask mocking??

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The public fun-making

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of Obergruppenfuhrer Newsom?

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It’s shameful!

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We must regain control. Get back to our plan.

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Flood the Zone with our messaging,

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and eliminate anything that contradicts it!

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That epidemiologist who talks about herd immunity?

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The California doctors who say the lockdowns are a bad idea?

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Re-education camp for all of them!

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And those sheriffs refusing to enforce the lockdowns!

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Openly defying their superiors!

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What ever happened to just following orders?!

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You bunch of nitwits! This is your fault!

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You couldn’t control the narrative

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of a middle-school yearbook!

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It's OK Brandy, I hear People's Daily is hiring.

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With any luck, the economy will crash.

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Small businesses will fail

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big corporations will take up their market share,

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food supplies will be disrupted.

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They will have no choice but to come to us

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and get the chip.

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…I mean digital certificate of course.