We've canceled all flights to Asia.
And most flights to Europe are also gone
We may continue some Germany service
Such as Berlin or Munich
but only on a weekly basis.
Who gives a crap?
I'm bidding South America on the 767-400.
But Sir...
You cannot....
The 767-400 is getting retired.
And you're in the furlough pool for October.
I want every senior widebody bastard to leave the room.
Are you F$%$#ing KIDDING ME?!?!?
What the F$#% is going on????
I finally land my "dream job" and now I'm out the God D#$% door???
I was going to shag a new Brazilian whore every WEEK!!!
He would still come home to you...
10 years as a CFI working for peanuts!
Another 8 flying a stinking RJ!
I thought I finally made the BIG leagues...
But flying is forecast to return in 3-4 years!
Who can wait 3-4 YEARS??? I just bought a 6 bedroom house!
Sir, the banks can't foreclose. You still have a few...
F$%# the banks! My brand new Harley arrives this weekend...
And the roadside bars are all closed.
I had it all figured out. Captain upgrade in 2 years.
A new trophy wife in 5. With BIG tits...
And an ass hard enough to forge iron on.
Now I'm stuck with that tired old fräulein in the hallway.
All because of some stupid little virus from China...
Those ChiComs can rot in hell!
I'm never eating at Panda Express AGAIN!
What am I supposed to do now?
Go back to instructing? With a Boeing 767 type rating in my pocket?
Teaching idiots how to set the mixture?
The airline LIED to me!
Said I'd have job security until age 65!
I'll be furloughed before completing probation...
I'll have to tell my wife no more
vacation plans or doctor visits.
And her brand new Lexus has to go back to the dealer.
Don't cry. Your old Toyota Carolla still runs.
What happened to all the money...
the government promised to give the airlines?
It was supposed to save jobs.
Keep us whole.
Maybe I'll take what's left of my life savings...
and buy stock in our airline cheap.
Then I can sell it back to management at a profit.