WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 We've canceled all flights to Asia. 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 And most flights to Europe are also gone 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 We may continue some Germany service 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 Such as Berlin or Munich 4 00:12.990 --> 00:15.500 but only on a weekly basis. 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 Who gives a crap? 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 I'm bidding South America on the 767-400. 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 But Sir... 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 You cannot.... 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 The 767-400 is getting retired. 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 And you're in the furlough pool for October. 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 I want every senior widebody bastard to leave the room. 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 Are you F$%$#ing KIDDING ME?!?!? 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 What the F$#% is going on???? 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 I finally land my "dream job" and now I'm out the God D#$% door??? 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 I was going to shag a new Brazilian whore every WEEK!!! 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 He would still come home to you... 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 10 years as a CFI working for peanuts! 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 Another 8 flying a stinking RJ! 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 I thought I finally made the BIG leagues... 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 But flying is forecast to return in 3-4 years! 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 Who can wait 3-4 YEARS??? I just bought a 6 bedroom house! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.799 Sir, the banks can't foreclose. You still have a few... 23 01:48.799 --> 01:52.000 F$%# the banks! My brand new Harley arrives this weekend... 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 And the roadside bars are all closed. 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 I had it all figured out. Captain upgrade in 2 years. 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 A new trophy wife in 5. With BIG tits... 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 And an ass hard enough to forge iron on. 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 Now I'm stuck with that tired old fräulein in the hallway. 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 All because of some stupid little virus from China... 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 Those ChiComs can rot in hell! 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 I'm never eating at Panda Express AGAIN! 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 What am I supposed to do now? 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 Go back to instructing? With a Boeing 767 type rating in my pocket? 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 Teaching idiots how to set the mixture? 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 The airline LIED to me! 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 Said I'd have job security until age 65! 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 I'll be furloughed before completing probation... 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 I'll have to tell my wife no more 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 vacation plans or doctor visits. 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 And her brand new Lexus has to go back to the dealer. 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Don't cry. Your old Toyota Carolla still runs. 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 What happened to all the money... 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 the government promised to give the airlines? 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 It was supposed to save jobs. 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 Keep us whole. 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 Maybe I'll take what's left of my life savings... 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 and buy stock in our airline cheap. 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 Then I can sell it back to management at a profit.