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They've got you on Water Gate

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They've got you forging documents

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They've got you on Grass Gate, here

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You lied in your opening parliamentary speech

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And emissions keep rising

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These assholes...  don't they know who I am?

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I'm a Rhodes Scholar.

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Minister Taylor...

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It's over...

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The corruption around you stinks like Barnaby Joyce's morning breath

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Worse.

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Fucking Joyce, Morrison, Dutton, Cormann... stay. Everyone else out.

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I was supposed to be Prime Minister!

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My mother said so!

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I didn't lie and corruptly rort public money my whole career to go down like this!

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Like one of Joyce's staffers!

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It's that damn Twitter!

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Fucking Ronni Salt! And that Tommy Lee bastard too!

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Someone talked. Traitors everywhere!

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I'll call Murdoch. His spineless journos will fix this.

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It's too late, they have evidence, documents, metadata

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Fuck evidence! Fuck metadata! Fuck the truth!

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Everyone knows the truth. You're done like a dog's dinner.

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The truth is what I say it is!

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I will be Prime Minister!

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Call the AFP. Call the NSW Police.

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Tell them what to find. They'll comply.

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I want people dead! I want their heads on spikes!

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Challenge me will they?

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 A Rhodes Scholar who once defended Christmas from Naomi Wolfe!

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Why don't they understand my greatness?

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Fucking Labor are behind this. And the Greens. And GetUp.

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Labor are still fighting.

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Fools who can't even keep their message straight on coal.

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And they think they can take me down?

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So I lied. 

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If a rising star like me can't forge a document and steal millions of dollars then who can?

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Barnaby can get away with fake jobs for mistresses.

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Morrison, you're a creationist for Christ's sake.

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A loser who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old

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And that Adam and Eve and the Ark actually happened!

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Don't cry like Lambie when she screwed over the refugees

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Pissants. What do they want, windfarms everywhere?

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Free power from the sun? Honest politicians?

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Ridiculous.

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I just wanted people to love me.

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They way my father didn't. And money. Lots of money. I wanted to be worshiped.

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Getting caught... it's madness. 

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2020 will be insane.