We Have corn here
Here
And Here
Prevent plant corn here
And Centuryfarmer has corn here
Are you sure that's corn?
It looks like beans to me
He said on agtalk it was corn
We think It's corn also
Sir the USDA Report just came out
It said 91.7 Million acres of corn
Will everyone that said corn is going to $5 please stay in the room
What were you thinking!!!
We should have been emptying the bins!!
But no, Everyone was on Agtalk Looking at Forks!!!
We should have been Hauling Corn with all the trucks!!!
But no, You guys got greedy waiting on $5 corn!!!
There was no Line at the ethanol plant all Week
The price was $4.44!!
It's the highest It's been in 4 years!!!
But Sir, The Analysts were sure they would lower the acres
Don't you know the USDA don't care about the farmer!!!
We thought it was going to be different this time
I don't pay you to think!!
I pay you to put a Crop in the ground!!
And you failed to do that as well
What are we going to tell our landlords
When we have no crop planted on their farm??
The Prevent plant won't even cover the rent!!
The neighbors got all theirs planted!!!
While you guys drew forks on a chart!!!
From here on out you guys are not in charge of Marketing!!
We are going to Clean the planters up
And put them away.
It's the 29th of June
It's way too late for corn
Next year we're coming out with guns loaded to put in a crop
We're Buying the biggest planter we can find
We're not getting caught in this mess again!!
We're going to watch Eric Snodgrass's weather forecast every day!!!
We will plant in the rain if we have to!!!
It's Ok, He doesn't know you longed the board before the report
Go Get the semi's ready
We're going to Start Hauling corn tomorrow
I don't care what the Price is
We need the money to pay bills and rent
Call Coup and get the Dicamba and round up to clean up the PP acres
The Waterhemp is 3' tall
Where's the beer....