The Final Four is in Minneapolis
It will be cold
Travel difficult
But I know you love March Madness
So we can get you there
Yes, I love those Dukies
Especially with Zion
My Fuhrer
Zion
Zion and Duke lost to Michigan State
There will be no Zion in the Final Four
All you sheep who picked Duke to win it all. Vitale. Bilas. Leave now.
I knew it! They Fucked it up again!
Coach K can't deal with superstar freshman!
He needs pricks whom everyone hates, like that Laettner ass!
And now there's no Zion
Who can I root for now? Jack White?
That kid couldn't play at Wake freaking Forest
And next year we have to play those damn kids from UVa
Who play like a team, and pass the ball unselfishly
UVa cannot recruit stars like Coach K
But those "stars" aren't in the Final 4! Virginia is!
Coach K will re-load, with Nike's help
"Re-load." While Zion goes off to the Knicks
The Knicks will waste him, too!
UVa didn't even need Zion.
The top 3 recruits in the country... for this?
Not even cheating Calipari has done that!
Coack K couldn't teach RJ Barrett how to pass the ball? Even once?
You've got generational talent in Zion, and don't use him in the final minute of the Elite 8?
Even Pete Gillen knows that's stupid!
The refs were on our side against UCF and Virginia Tech. They did their part.
But RJ Barrett wants to be on SportsCenter?!
Coack K never showed him the stats. I shoot the ball better than Barrett .
Even the Cameron nerds know that!
We must begin to accept it.
UVa is going to be the dominant team in the ACC for years to come.
As long as Tony Bennett is there. Teaching Pack-Line defense, recruiting solid kids.
Doing it "the right way."
Coach K must retire now, to avoid the humiliation.
We always thought it would be one of the hotshots, like Shaka Smart
Don't worry. Jeff Capel is available.
We must accept it.
Coach K is over the hill. Duke will return to irrelevance.
No more Final 4s.
That's Virginia territory now.
My system -- recruit one-and-dones, then just let them pretend it's the NBA ...
... doesn't work in March anymore.
Bennett's system is winning.