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The Final Four is in Minneapolis

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It will be cold

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Travel difficult

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But I know you love March Madness

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So we can get you there

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Yes, I love those Dukies

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Especially with Zion

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My Fuhrer

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Zion

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Zion and Duke lost to Michigan State

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There will be no Zion in the Final Four

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All you sheep who picked Duke to win it all. Vitale. Bilas. Leave now.

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I knew it!  They Fucked it up again!

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Coach K can't deal with superstar freshman!

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He needs pricks whom everyone hates, like that Laettner ass!

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And now there's no Zion

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Who can I root for now?  Jack White?

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That kid couldn't play at Wake freaking Forest

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And next year we have to play those damn kids from UVa

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Who play like a team, and pass the ball unselfishly

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UVa cannot recruit stars like Coach K

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But those "stars" aren't in the Final 4!  Virginia is!

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Coach K will re-load, with Nike's help

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"Re-load."  While Zion goes off to the Knicks

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The Knicks will waste him, too!

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UVa didn't even need Zion.

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The top 3 recruits in the country... for this?

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Not even cheating Calipari has done that!

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Coack K couldn't teach RJ Barrett how to pass the ball?  Even once?

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You've got generational talent in Zion, and don't use him in the final minute of the Elite 8?

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Even Pete Gillen knows that's stupid!

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The refs were on our side against UCF and Virginia Tech. They did their part.

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But RJ Barrett wants to be on SportsCenter?!

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Coack K never showed him the stats.  I shoot the ball better than Barrett .

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Even the Cameron nerds know that!

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We must begin to accept it.

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UVa is going to be the dominant team in the ACC for years to come.

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As long as Tony Bennett is there.  Teaching Pack-Line defense, recruiting solid kids.

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Doing it "the right way."

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Coach K must retire now, to avoid the humiliation.

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We always thought it would be one of the hotshots, like Shaka Smart

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Don't worry.  Jeff Capel is available.

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We must accept it.

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Coach K is over the hill. Duke will return to irrelevance.

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No more Final 4s.

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That's Virginia territory now.

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My system -- recruit one-and-dones, then just let them pretend it's the NBA ... 

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... doesn't work in March anymore.

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Bennett's system is winning.