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We finally have a shortlist of actors

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who we think would be perfect

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to play you in the eventual biopic.

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Whoever does it needs to have

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extraordinary range and talent.

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I told you all before

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It has to be Bruno Ganz.

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Darling,

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Bruno Ganz...

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Bruno Ganz died today.

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He was beloved by all.

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If you don't know who he was, GTFO.

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What do you mean he's dead!?

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What will movies do now

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.

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when they need an actor who can

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literally play any kind of role!!!

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Who else can play an angel with

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a pure soul, and then find a way to

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humanize one of the greatest monsters

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of the 20th Century!?

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Cupcake, he was in bad movies too!

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But his performances were still great!!

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What about The House That Jack Built!?

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Lars Von Trier is a talentless hack!!

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Hook him up with Wim Wenders!!

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And then see great films deserving

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of his great talents!!

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Wings of Desire!

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The American Friend!

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Even though Far Away So Close

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wasn't very good, he was great!!

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Motherfucker has 120 credits to his name!

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Find me one type of character he didn't

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excel at portraying with heart!

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Even in the shitty Manchurian Candidate remake

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Who the fuck is going to play me now!?

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Seth fucking Rogen with a fake mustache!?

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It's Ganz or nothing motherfucker!!

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Good luck finding an actor who will

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instantly charm himself to the audience

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the way Ganz did, effortlessly!

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He was good in the Herzog Nosferatu, too.

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How about Tom Wilkinson?

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Can he lose 30 pounds and speak German?

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Ah, what's the use?

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Ganz was a legend, he can't be replaced.

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We keep losing these great actors and

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a part of our past goes with them.

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This sucks.