We finally have a shortlist of actors
who we think would be perfect
to play you in the eventual biopic.
Whoever does it needs to have
extraordinary range and talent.
I told you all before
It has to be Bruno Ganz.
Darling,
Bruno Ganz...
Bruno Ganz died today.
He was beloved by all.
If you don't know who he was, GTFO.
What do you mean he's dead!?
What will movies do now
.
when they need an actor who can
literally play any kind of role!!!
Who else can play an angel with
a pure soul, and then find a way to
humanize one of the greatest monsters
of the 20th Century!?
Cupcake, he was in bad movies too!
But his performances were still great!!
What about The House That Jack Built!?
Lars Von Trier is a talentless hack!!
Hook him up with Wim Wenders!!
And then see great films deserving
of his great talents!!
Wings of Desire!
The American Friend!
Even though Far Away So Close
wasn't very good, he was great!!
Motherfucker has 120 credits to his name!
Find me one type of character he didn't
excel at portraying with heart!
Even in the shitty Manchurian Candidate remake
Who the fuck is going to play me now!?
Seth fucking Rogen with a fake mustache!?
It's Ganz or nothing motherfucker!!
Good luck finding an actor who will
instantly charm himself to the audience
the way Ganz did, effortlessly!
He was good in the Herzog Nosferatu, too.
How about Tom Wilkinson?
Can he lose 30 pounds and speak German?
Ah, what's the use?
Ganz was a legend, he can't be replaced.
We keep losing these great actors and
a part of our past goes with them.
This sucks.