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Our craigslist search alert has received a hit

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and the seller listed a Donkey Kong

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and a Galaga within driving distance.

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He has some other games and lives twenty milles outside of Detroit,

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and we can head over when you're ready to look at the games.

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Excellent, I can finally get the

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Donkey Kong I've been wanting for so long.

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thegleek...

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Donkey...

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Donkey Kong was already picked up by GreaseBall

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He flipped it for twice the price on craigslist

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Everyone but GackAttack, jimbodeanny and 34k....leave now.

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What the fuck do you mean he flipped it?!?!?

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That bastard shafted the entire world for $600!!!

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GreaseBall is ruining the entire arcade collecting community!!!!!

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He didn't even give anyone a fucking chance to get the game!!!

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Get a real job!!

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GreaseBall ruined my fucking life!!!!!

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I've been waiting for this game in my collection for ten

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god damned years and that son of a bitch flipped it!!!!

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thegleek you don't even have any games in your condo!

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He fucking stole from me!!!! I was the first to respond to the ad!!!!

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thegleek, all of your games are in a storage unit!

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I needed this fucking game so I could be like John Jacobson!!

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God damnit!!!!!

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That little prick can't even get a

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real job and flips games to make money by screwing KLOV!

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I just needed a chance to get my first fucking Donkey Kong!!

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The seller didn't even have the common courtesy to text me back!!

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This was the deal of the century, and that son of a bitch got it before me!!!

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I just wanted a Donkey Kong!!!

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These are selling for $3000 all over eBay!!!!

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I will never be like John's Arcade...

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Without a Donkey Kong, I am nothing!!

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I'm on the Arcade Hangout for Christ's sake!!

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I have put

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blood, sweat and tears into this hobby!!!!

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I can not live with myself anymore!!!

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sleazeball is a fucking troll

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and shouldn't even be allowed to be on KLOV!!

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It's okay, KLOV will be a better place without thegleek

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I'm fucking finished....

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I already showed my ass to everyone...

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It's time..

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to sell all of my games.

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I'm going to flip all of my games and price

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them for $2000 more than each of them are worth

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...I'm a flipper.