So we noticed Ark wasn't making much money anymore
We need a new strategy we said
What can we do though? Any ideas?
Nobody is buying our expansions and all we have is this shitty pirate DLC. Our team lead said "Wait"
Let's market that DLC as a brand new game
new game
And we'll pay streamers to hype it up for us
new game
we'll market the game as 40k concurrent players
but if 40k people try to join
the servers overload and won't let them in
but they keep trying
for 2 hours they try
and after that 2 hours
they can't even refund the game
new game
we forgot to take an Ark menu
out of the reskin
"40k concurrent players" but we cap zones at 150
and if anybody complains
we just say "early access"
But no, no seriously,
it's a great game
pirates and crocodiles and shit
40 thousand players on the map
40 thousand
40 thousand happy customers
well they better be happy, they can't refund it now anyways
new game
40 th-
40 thous-
40 thousand concurrent players
our current servers can't even support 40
and they're all buying it anyways because we paid the streamers off
Host: "In G-Fuel?"
In G-fuel yes of course
they can't get enough of that shit
strawberry is their favorite
so that is how you make a million dollars off a reskin
Host: "Will it ever be good?"
Honestly we don't care, it's our 3rd early access game
we make our money either way, doesn't matter if it's good
who finishes games these days
just sell reskins
they don't even have to work
just make sure you have a lot of G-Fuel to give away