So the silage will start at Barretts Hill
On to Scoveston
Then finished
If there's no problems we'll be back in the yard for 21:30
Park up, home for supper and a beer. Jobs a good un
Are the Massey's all ready to go?
I'm afraid
The Massey's
The Massey's are having a few issues again
electrics this time
Everyone who doesn't drive a Massey get the fuck out
What the actual fuck
You all said Massey were the way forward
3 of the bastard things and I'm dealing with this shit
I knew I should have bought John Deeres
Those fucking tractors
I asked you what you all thought
Massey's are the way forward my arse
Even you said Massey Kevin and then bought a New Holland
But Keith it's a better tractor
You Only parked it the shed overnight and the fucking windscreen shattered
It's been allright apart from that
Allright, Just allright. I expect better than just allright
I just want tractors that work
Last month brakes
Before that hydraulics, what the fuck next
On top of that the warranty's out
My fucking bank account can't take anymore
Now I'm going to have to hire in the likes of Aled and Dave to pull trailers, fuck
I really don't want them here anymore
On top of that I don't know how often we've had those useless fitters out
We really need more John Deeres
See if I can part ex these heaps of shit
Probably not cos they're Masseys
Anyway
How the fuck are we going to cart silage today
I should go and buy Fastracs
I may just go and buy case
But they're only New Hollands with fucking red paint
Red fucking paint
He's in a bad mood, He wouldn't really buy Case
I suppose I could say fuck the farming and buy more lorries
Trouble is Trogg would want the best one
again
And I'll end up with a crap one
Think someone had my pants down when I ordered the Massey's
Never again. Not as long as I got a hole in my arse
Kevin, Phone Brodyr Evans.