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Environment Canada

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has forecast rain with snow for the next week

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a cold front is coming down

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over saskatchewan

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snow and heavy rain is forecast

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with no break for at least 2 weeks

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this is just a weatherman trying to scare us

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The sun will shine and be warm

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This forecast is

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from Drew Lerner

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He has predicted every major storm this century.

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He is also known as the weathermans weatherman

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Everyone with wheat left to harvest please leave the room

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Why havent these lazy bastards finished?

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They have had plenty of time to get their wheat combined!

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Everyone should have new combines and grain carts

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Only A couple of guys are running older John Deeres

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and are only using 10 inch augers

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I told all farmers to go get a new combines

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Now they all expect to be hooked up to natural gas.

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Did they all think that global warming was real?

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But Justin assured them that snow is a thing of the past.

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Justin and Climate Barbi can't tell you what the weather was yesterday

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AL Gore also says the earth has a fever

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AL Gore? AL GORE! he couldn't find his ass with both hands tied behind his back

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And if any one mentions that fruit fly guy suzuki  

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I'll personally send them to auschwitz 

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Every year its the same old thing..hottest year ever, 

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Sea Levels are rising, glaciers are melting

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Just once can't we have a normal fall with nice dry weather?

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Is that too much to ask?

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now our only hope is that John Deere can deliver that 9770  on time

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And that 630D header

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Is everyone stupid!

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once we get nice weather you guys better be ready to go

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no sitting around drinking coffee

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complaining about the last dumb thing that the liberals have done

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The carbon tax is on its way whether you like it or not

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So get used to it. The next election is a whole year away

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Don't worry justin can return to drama school

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Now everyone take a deep breath...

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we have NAFTA just about agreed on.

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We don't want milk boards or automobile production in canada anyways

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I'm sure all our irregular immigrants will fit  right in

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We just need to make sure they  vote liberal next year

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And make sure they never hear about the PPC!

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Frigging weather