We made several changes to the Enterprise Agreement
We deleted key clauses and put in confusing wording statements here
Here and here
We made them so we can enforce them any way we want
Despite what we told them what the Intent of the clause is
That will fuck them
Are the results from the vote in?
Ummm...
Yes
The result was not what we were expecting
98% voted NO and there were only 4 YES votes
Everyone not on the negotiating team get out
Why didnt they vote it in?
I offered the carrot, I tried using the stick
I threatened to cancel the agreement and go back to the award
Why havent they broken?
We went to IBB
We made up facts and figures to suit our case
The commissioner was on our side
We even bought out that useless Solomon information that no one understands
But they are united against us
I let them keep their 5 Panel Roster, I offered them a sign on bonus and Cash Incentives
They see through our tricks, they cant be bullied
Dont they know how lucky they are to have their jobs?
Now the Liberal Party is all fucked up
There is so much in-fighting
We now have a new Prime Minister again!
Turnbull, Morrison, Dutton and Abbot are all as bad as each other
Bill Shorten popularity is growing and he was in town last week rallying support
At this rate Labour will win the election for sure
Then we will have no power to negotiate
We need to get the Enterprise Agreement we want while we can still use Work Choices
And whats is #BBD
I see it on stickers, coffee cups, signs,and now painted on the road
I have tried Googling it,
What does
Big Black D#@ks
Or Bell Biv DeVoe have to do with this?
They are just openly mocking me
Dont they know that I am in charge?
Somebody tell me what it means
Its OK, I dont know what #BBD means either
But I made promises to London
I cant afford to get fired from another job again
We have lost
Plans D and E wont work either
They are threatening Protected Industrial Action
I thought this would be easy
I dont know where to go from here