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You've been given an urgent removal

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As you can see its a bit out the way

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If anything its Erdingtons Job

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But all their crews are busy apparently

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And we're the closest

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Thats fine, with 5 sets of Ob's

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We'll easily get our Tewnties in

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Mein Furer

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The Twenties.....

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The Twenties stopped last week

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We'll have to have break off station

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Anyone who voted against this motion please leave the room

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Break off fucking station?!!

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I don't even have my lunch with me!

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even if i did it wouldn't fit in those fucking cool boxes!

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my wife made SPAG BOL!

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*Sobbing*

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Next you'll be telling me they want me in a green fucking shirt

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dressed like a fucking bin man!

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They don't even fit correctly!

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Mein purer its now policy!

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Policy...fuck your policy! who's side are you on!?

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When you get the right size you'll grow to like them

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whats next a free water bottle?!

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oh wait no thats already happened!

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which by the way has gone missing!

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but of course the AFA's haven't seen it!

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probably on Ebay with my stethoscope!!

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right fuck it! you're on your Tech to Para

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You can do the fucking job you need the signatures!

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Ive done my 7 week ICHD course

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which we had to earn! not spooned fed like you wankers!

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Don't get me started on those Uni students

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Walking around like they own the gaff...i own this place

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I could've been an ASO if i wanted..

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Right fuck it! ring control! 

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tell them my back has gone! 

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i want light duties for the rest of the week!

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i can take the piss as much as they can!

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even better get the camera crew in

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let the see the real shit we go out to!

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Its ok you're filming a nicer crew

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Isn't there a greggs at New Cross...?

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I have a free coffee on my card...

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and a pastry..

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no doubt the que will be ridiculous..

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Hit mobile achnowledged 

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Im surprised they haven't checked where we are anyway..

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i remember the good old days...