| 00:00 - 00:03 | We didn't have a choice |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We had to outsource to reduce costs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our current data center located in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Was costing us too much |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We conducted an extensive study |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And selected a provider |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Very good - who did we pick ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner .. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We had to go with IBM sir .. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have a strategic agreement with them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not in the IT department leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell you thinking ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't you read the frigging papers ? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They're screwed up every big agreement ! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're freaking doomed ? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Texas state ? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They lost half thier frigging data ? |
| 01:37 - 01:37 | We're sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we had to cut costs ! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to screw our availability ? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they said they'd bring their A Team ! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Idiots ! They said that to Asta Zeneca ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Promised the earth to Disney ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They screwed them all ! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They couldn't manage a Nintendo DS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We should have just bombed our own servers ! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Americans will be laughing at us ! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We fell for an IBM sales pitch ! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Were you all born yesterday ? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is this your first outsourcing deal ? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why didn't you just stick our data onto tape ? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And hand it over to the Yanks ? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Our CIO will be a frigging joke |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't believe this ! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and sign a frigging deal ! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do IBM think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just wait until this hits Twitter ! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our Facebook page will be full off comments ! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wait until the Washington Post hear about this ! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're doomed ! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't believe we did this ! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can forget the Celebrity Apprentice Now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Someone should have told me before we signed the deal ! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We should have gone with HCL |
