| 00:00 - 00:03 | Rico has almost arrived at home. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has spent the night at parties |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So far as he has related, he has successfully ridden 3 zip lines, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as well as 2 slip and slides. We know little else. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good work, Matthew. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get a hold of him. Let's join. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nick... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He isn't answering his phone, and his 247 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | unheard voicemails are blocking our own. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who left one of those voicemails, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 247 *&#(@&# voicemails? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who in their right mind just leaves those unheard? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What about text messages? Does he just leave those too? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That's it. I'm tired of being left in this office working on Intel's junk. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's out of the RV! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you know what, I'm giving my portion to you, Britton. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm moving to Montana! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm building a fleet of &$*#(@ motorized couches to keep as friends! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nick, the only one is broken. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then I'll take the batteries from your grandmother's scooter! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Wait rewind. Montana? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, Montana! I'll wander through the forest! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll eat squirrels for dinner! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And for every other meal, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A salad and a burrito! Who needs more? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Rico answering calls. Parties. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who are we kidding? We'll be stuck inside forever! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm going to Montana, and I'm taking all 6 episodes of Sherlock |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll memorize it line by line |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then you try and forget to tell me about a party. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No one can resist Sherlock |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's a wonderful show. Truly magnificent |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Reminds me of my own brilliance |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Regardless... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You wouldn't understand. I saw you all watching the bachelorette last night. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Throw one less-active Mormon on the show and you all turn into women. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sure. Jef was a good guy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But Arie was a far, far better kisser. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that can't be ignored. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Kim. We still have our cats. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know what, guys? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm just frustrated that I haven't seen Batman yet. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I say I don't care |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I do. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's only a matter of time before someone spoils the ending for me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And there's no one left to go with |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Freaking batman. |
