| 00:00 - 00:03 | Conor White came home from Belgium earlier this month |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He didn kiss a girl out there but kissed a fella or two |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Im sayin it years hes as straight as Clonmel roundabout |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, theres a strong possibility hes a fan of mickey. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Although he does maintain that he kissed a girl on holidays its obviously a complete lie |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I heard he has a girlfriend? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Isnt she German like ourselves boys? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Laaaaad.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I dunno did you know... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hes throwin it into your granddaughter Hitler lad... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he blocked his friends from writing on his page about her. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has been with his mother after mass on a sunday please get out of the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He blocked the boys?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The cowardly simpleton!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Im not surprised considering he wears runners that are only fit for the special olympics!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And dont get me started on his ears!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Damien Kiely will have a field day with this... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | On top of that Willie Griffin scored 1-14 off him before |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And dont get me started about Downes or John Fitz roastin him!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As for my bloody granddaughter what is she thinkin!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hes goin on holiday to Italy with her Tuesday too!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Italy my hole, if Helen have any bit of cut about her shel try n invade it like I did!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | B-b-but White doesnt like Nazi's.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He likes em enough to go out with one dont he? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hel never live it down |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Does his mother n father know? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And what about Noel, Sef, Mac, Barry n Blackwell?? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do they know he blocked em like a little bitch? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If Blackwell has his way Whites house will be burnt down!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Noel will bludgeon his father with a wheel brace |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dear God White what are ya at man? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Joey Shanahan will be turnin in his grave at the thoughts of it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Barry Mac n Sef will tell all the seniors about it at training |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He'l have to transfer to Fedamore to escape the abuse |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | God knows they need agile centre forwards like him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bad form out of him to be fair lads... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Blockin em on Facebook was a petty move |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is it any wonder he buys all his clothes in charity shops |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hes a walking advertisement for Oxfam |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And Helen is outside the door there n shes probably skitting away at me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She has a better moustache than me for God sake |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont mind him Helen, your tasher isnt that noticable |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope he unblocks the lads on facebook |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Otherwise hes in for a torrent of abuse |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wait till Jimmy hears... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He doesnt even sit on the high stool with the lads any more |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ring Father Tony there fast, see if he can have a stern word |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ara fuck it we'l just go to Whelans for a pint altogether will we? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wel bring John Hayes n hit the playground too |
